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God was a Jew and other jokes

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VINDICATOR
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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#481 Postby VINDICATOR » April 10th, 2019, 6:04 am

Latest post of the previous page:

Wow!
I misquoted the Arcbishop. HE SAID THAT THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF PEDOPHILE PRIESTS IN THE iRISH CHURCH ALONE! Imagine how many that would be when extrapolated to the whole World!
Try that Website!

VINDICATOR
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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#482 Postby VINDICATOR » April 15th, 2019, 6:39 am

Now we're neck and neck! Congratulations to us! We will win!
The General Social Survey just carried out in the US shows that the three major "religious" groups "no religion", "Catholics", and "Evangelical" all have 23% of the population. "Protestants" just 11% and all the others 14%. Obviously the "no religion" group comes mostly from undermining the "protestant" group, because the brain-washing there is not as stringent as in the "Catholic" and "Evangelical" groups! The next time they do a survey we will be way ahead of the others!
I get this from the CNN. Have they made such a survey in England?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#483 Postby VINDICATOR » April 16th, 2019, 3:23 am

Notre Dame has been devoured by a fire! The whole World is grieving for this destruction of a Hystorical Heirloom "World Heritage".
Of course the Catholic Church is most embarrassed. Their God can bring on a Great Flood to wipe out the whole human race but he can't save his Church from a fire! He was probably too busy getting in bed with everyone who has sex to make sure no one was using contraceptives! He can create a whole universe but can't keep those tens of thousands of pedophile Priests out of his Church! I don't know how any reasonable adult can worship such a failure!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#484 Postby VINDICATOR » April 21st, 2019, 4:14 pm

Where was God?
So they just blew up the Churches in Sri Lanka on Easter Day with impunity! Over 200 people were murdered in Church. A few days ago the Notre Dame burned down in Paris. If God can't protect his own Churches and their congregations then he is not worthy of being worshipped! It would be better to worship a God who can protect you. Don't forget that this is the same God who wouldn't lift a finger to save his "Chosen People" when Hitler murdered 6 million of them! It was the Atheist Schindler who single handed saved over a thousand of them! Dear Christian friend, you might be the next casualty! Beware!!!


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