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God was a Jew and other jokes

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#441 Postby VINDICATOR » December 19th, 2018, 1:22 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

Suzie was a girl student at a parochial primary school who was bored of education. The night before, Suzie played video games till very late, so she kept falling asleep while the teacher, a nun, went rambling on about religion.
Suddenly the teacher called out: "Tell me Suzie, who created the universe?"
Since Suzie was napping, Her friend Johnny who sat right behind her jabbed her behind with a pencil to wake her up.
"God Almighty" yelled Suzie, and went back to sleep.
The nun said "Very good!" and continued to rant. After a while, she asked Suzie again "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Since Suzie was asleep, Johnny jabbed her again in the behind with the pencil.
"Jesus Christ!" yelled Suzie. and went back to sleep again.
"Very good" said the nun and continued to ramble. Then she said "Suzie, Tell us what Eve said to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"
Suzie's friend Johnny came to her rescue again stabbing her behind with the pencil.
Then Suzie jumped up and yelled: "If you stick that damn thing into me one more time I'll break it in half!"
Then the nun fainted!
:hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity:

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#442 Postby VINDICATOR » December 22nd, 2018, 2:38 pm

"Yo Hoh Hoh, Merry Christmas, Merry X-mas, Happy holidays, Happy Hanukah (Jewish), Happy Kwanza (African), Happy Yule-Tide, Happy Thor's Day, Happy Winter Solstice (Celtic), Happy ChrisFSMas (Pastafarian), Happy etc.-Day!"
It's the most popular holiday World-wide and the Christians should be praised for collectimg these Pagan Holidays together and making it a universal holiday all over ther world!
Do you want to hear something funny? Some Christians (I think mostly the Catholics) say that the "Heathens" have corrupted and commercialized Christmas and are mobilizing the Church to "Brexit" (abort) Christmas and make a really Holy Day called "Nativity Day"! For the same reason, they want to abort "Easter" too, and establish a Holy Day called Resurrection Day! That's fine with me, we Non-RelIgious can then take over these Holidays including Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny etc. and delete all that bullshit about Nativity and Ressurection! Then Christmas would be a real universal Holiday!
:smile: :D :wink: :laughter:

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#443 Postby VINDICATOR » December 23rd, 2018, 11:42 am

The old Marie Antoinette was abysmally ignorant, so when she heard that the people had no bread to eat she says "Let them eat cake"! Our modern day "Antoinettes" (such as Macron) aren't much brighter. When they hear that traditional energy is ruining our environment, they tell us to "Eat green energy!" it's like drinking poison to quench our thirst! If Indonesia had thousands of windmill generators on her shores to generate electricity they would be all wiped out in the recent tsunami and they would have to wait years to reconstruct during which time they would have to depend on candles for illumination! If we are really concerned about protecting our environment, we would need to do many drastic and unpalatable things, like population control, reduce our total power consumption, change our way of life (for instance restricting air transportation), get ready to move to an exoplanet, etc. Stephen Hawking realized this and spent the last few precious years of his life trying to save the human race! He is a true saviour of man, and not a mythological character that so many people worship!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#444 Postby VINDICATOR » January 2nd, 2019, 1:05 pm

I used to respect Brits. I even thought that the American war for independence was wrong! However, I'm having second thoughts. The Islamisation of the UK is more than I can stand. I saw in today's CNN that the UK Foreign Office Has announced that any UK girl that has been sold for slavery, usually in Somalia where they call it "marriage" and over 90% are victims of FGM, (see my post on FGM) if they want to escape then they have to pay for it themselves! This means that over 70,000 UK girls sold into slavery will each have to pay the Foreign Office about 1000 Pounds to liberate them! It costs much more than that to assimilate a Muslim immigrant. Why don't you make them pay for their own "assimilation"?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#445 Postby VINDICATOR » January 11th, 2019, 3:05 pm

The hard-core Evangelista insist that humans by themselves cannot know the difference between right and wrong. Thaey have to have this sky fairy they call God to tell them what is right and what is wrong! They bring out Hitler and Stalin two "hard core Atheists" each of which killed about 80 million people as proof! So they think that God is the ultimate moral standard. Well, I have a Jewish friend who sighs when he hears this. This is what he told me about God's "morality"!

We Jews were worshipping this God thousands of years before Christians came on the scene. He called us his "Chosen People" and made a covenant with us. He promised us a "Holy Land". However, when Hitler murdered 6 million of us in the holocaust, this God double crossed us. He didn't lift a finger to save a single one of us! Many people such as Schindler, (an Atheist), etc. risked their lives to save some of us.
Actually, Hitler and God were working hand in hand in the Holocaust. Hitler would round up us Jews, gas us to death, and then burn us up! Next God would gather up our souls and throw them into the eternal fires of Hell because we refused to accept his son as our Messiah! Where are his Chosen People? What about the Covenant?
Actually, Hitler was much more humane than God. Hitler burned us up after we were dead, so it didn't hurt. God makes us suffer Hell fire burning for eternity!
I don't know what to do because we have lost our God. I would like to join you Humanists but I am too mired in Judaism. I envy my fellow Jews who never think about this tragedy!

Note: See my posts on who helped the Jews escape from the Holocaust including Austrian, Polish, British,Chinese, etc. heros!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#446 Postby VINDICATOR » January 30th, 2019, 2:56 pm

Here's a joke in a lighter mood:

At a party, a woman was bemoaning the behavior of youth today.
"Look at that girl over there" she complained. "I don't know what girls are coming to today. She's wearing boys jeans, boys shirt, and has a boyish haircut. You would hardly know that she was a girl. Would you?"
"Well it just happens I would." Came the reply, "Because she is my daughter!"
"Oh Dear!" said the old lady embarrassed, "I didn't know you were her father!"
"I'm not her father. I'm her mother!"

The original joke was much more funny because it also related to LGBTQ which made it difficult to understand!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#447 Postby VINDICATOR » February 8th, 2019, 2:42 pm

Some more on the morality of God:
Have you ever read the Ten Commandments? At the very beginning God says that he is a "jealous God" and you must worship him and only him. (by the way, this is contradicting the US Constitution which guarantees you freedom of religion. I think that there is a similar guarantee in your English Constitution) The Ten Commandments state that if you worship any other God you will go to hell. Not only do you go to Hell, your progeny for 4 generations will all go to Hell too! If that is the Acme of Morality then the man-made laws of all the countries are immoral. I don't think that any country has a law which cruelly punishes people for something that their ancestors did legally!

By the way, in reply to those evangelista who insist that Hitler was an Atheist. They should get a copy of "Mein Kampf" (My Struggle) the Nazi Bible written by Hitler himsef in which he says that "I am acting in accordance with the will of God in wiping out the Jews!" Wow!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#448 Postby VINDICATOR » February 10th, 2019, 11:47 am

A warning to all my Christian friends:

My Jewish friend has already told you (in tears) how God double crossed the Jews. Are you content to keep worshipping this untrustworthy God? How can you be sure that he won't double-cross you one day? Here are some things that you should consider carefully:
First of all, you aren't the only the people worshipping God. The Jews, Mormons, Muslims (who call him "Allah), etc. also worship him. They all claim that God is theirs! Especially Christians and Muslims who worship this same God have been murdering each other for Centuries! This murder is going on today all over the world! If you are complacent because you are the largest group of worshippers then get this: Since the Muslims propagate much quicker than you do, so it is estimated that before the end of the Century Muslims will greatly outnumber Christians! Take a look around you and see how many children a Muslim household has! The Jihadists want to establish a World-wide Caliphate like the ISIS! Consider the Scenario where the ISIS establishes such a Caliphate. It's very possible that they will then have a Holocaust were Christians are the objective, and millions of Christians will be sacrificed to God (Allah)! Seeing how God treated the Jews in the Holocaust, how can you be sure that he will save you?
Wake up my Christian friend! Join us Humanists!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#449 Postby VINDICATOR » February 12th, 2019, 3:18 pm

I like the "Irish Central" News, if you don't read it you will miss a lot of interesting tidbits. Today I saw this:
Pope Francis just said that many Catholic Priests and Bishops sexually abuse nuns including using nuns as "sexual slaves"! It was only after 1990 that it was admitted to be a serious problem and is getting out of hand! For example, last year an Indian nun accused Bishop Franco Mulakkal of raping her 13 times from 2014 to 2016.

Now here's a joke to make you cry! The Catholic Church is famous for it's anti abortion policy. They call abortion "murder". However innumeral nuns have had abortions because the fetus's father was a Priest or Bishop! That means that the Church accuses you of "murder" if you do it, but condones "murder" if the father is a "Father"! A fine example of Catholic morality! What can you expect when their morality comes from a God who condoned the Holocaust?

:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#450 Postby VINDICATOR » February 15th, 2019, 11:33 am

Here's a tidbit from CNN:

The French journalist Frederic Martel Will put out a book on Feb. 21, the same day the Pope holds a World meeting to try to resolve the World wide sex crimes problem that is destroying the Church! Martel says that homosexuality in the Church is much worse than pedophilia. The percentage of homosexuals in the Vatican is around 80% hence the pedophiles account for only 20%. I wonder which rainbow color the Pope is!
Arch Bishop Carlo Mario Vigano, a former Vatican Ambassador to the US, accused the Pope of "turning a blind eye to the homosexual networks responsible for destroying the Church from inside!"
It's lots of fun to watch the Church wreathing and writhing in it's death throes! I hope my Catholic friends are smart enough to leave the Church before it collapses on you!
:boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#451 Postby VINDICATOR » February 19th, 2019, 3:27 pm

In the past few days I have seen lots of good news on the Irish Central. Ireland, which used to be super Catholic, now doesn't get enough from Church goers to pay the Priests salarys! One of Ireland's largest Churches, "The Church of the Annunciation" in Finglas in North Dublin had to be demolished because attendence was so low! The writing on the Church wall says "get out quick before the ceiling collapses on you!"
However, this might not be our victory. It is probably only a victory for Islam because they have lost their principle foe! It will probably take another Century or two for this to happen to them!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#452 Postby VINDICATOR » February 21st, 2019, 2:16 pm

I'm not a bigot. I believe that Confucius was one of the greatest philosophers of all time. However, I can still enjoy jokes on the Chinese. "Wan" and "Lee" are very common Chinese family names and it's possible to hear a conversation such as the following:

Caller (C): Hello, can I speak with Anny Wan? (anyone)
Operator (O): Yes, you can speak with me.

C: No. I want to speak with Anny Wan.
O: You are speaking to someone. Who is this?

C:I'm Sam Wan. (someone) And I need to speak to Anny Wan. It's urgent!
Q: I know you are some one and you want to talk to anyone, but what's the urgent matter?

C: Just tell Anny Wan that Noh Wan (no one) got injured in an accident and has been taken to a hospital. Right now Avery Wan (every one) is on his way to the hospital!
O: Look, if if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then there is nothing urgent. You might find this hillarious but I don't have time for this!

C: You are so rude! Who are you?
O: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)!
:laughter:

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#453 Postby VINDICATOR » February 23rd, 2019, 2:39 pm

I have dozens of jokes on this column but the 2 jokes i'm most proud of are #4 and #18. If you are just browsing please don't overlook these two!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#454 Postby VINDICATOR » February 26th, 2019, 3:30 pm

Human destiny is very interesting. The saying goes: "God moves in mysterious ways!" The God I refer to here is not any of the run-of-the-mill fake Gods. It's the God of Einstein. Please find my post on Einstein's "God"!

The African Americans are demanding compensation from the government for enslaving their ancesters. This is a very interesting case because there are many ramifications to this demand. First of all, the slaves were not captured by the American slave traders. They bought them from the Muslim or African slave owners. If they were not brought to America most of them would have starved to death or be worked to death by the African/Muslim slave owners. They should thank the American slave owners who gave them a much better life than the Muslim/African slave owners would!

Then there are these queers who say they represent the Indians who "own America" and America should be returned to them! They don't realize that the true "owners of America" are the aborigines and the Indians who flooded into America from Asia murdered them all off!

Then there are those queers who scold the white settlers for forcing their Christian religion on the Indians and destroying their Aztec religion. You should know that in the Aztec religion hundreds of children were sacrificed to their God "Huitzilopochtli" every Spring by tearing out their hearts alive! They thought that the screams of the victims satisfied their God so he would give them bountiful harvests! The religion of the settlers, although it had it's faults, was an improvement!

Then the Muslims say that the settlers of America aren't fair to make the Americas a bastion of Christianity. However, if the American settlers were Muslims, then the entire Western Hemisphere would be a Hell-hole like the Middle East is today!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#455 Postby VINDICATOR » March 3rd, 2019, 2:31 pm

Do you remember my very first joke where I proved that God is a Jew because he had to obey Jewish Law? I can also prove that everybody is a Jew including you and me! It's very simple, the Bible tells us that God wiped out the whole human race in a Great Flood except for 8 Jews: Noah and 3 of his sons and their respective wives. All the people on planet Earth that we see today are descendents of these 8 Jews who repopulated the Earth. Descendents of Jews are all Jews of course. It's that simple!
We Humanists don't agree of course because we don't believe in the Bible. However, those religions which accept the Bible such as the Jews, Christians, Muslims, Mormons, etc. make up more than half the World population! That means that over half the population of the World is Jewish! Of course most people don't realize this because the Bible is cherry-picked! This is just another time bomb in the Bible and one day the non-white Christians will realize they've been high-jacked and will have to rewrite the Bible! Every race will have to put out their own version of the Bible. Then we will have a black God Bible, Yellow God Bible, Red God Bible, etc.
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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#456 Postby VINDICATOR » March 14th, 2019, 3:42 pm

The power of religion:
Why is it that those bronze-age Pagan religions that we see all over the world are still so rampant today in the 21st Century when science and common sense should be ruling the World? Why is it so difficult to wean a person away from worshipping a mythologiical magician? I give here a summary of my many years of pondering:

1: First of all, the human brain is endowed with a powerful ROM (read only memory). Everything learned in the young formative years is hard-wired into the ROM including language, likes and dislikes, way of life, etc. and of course religion. At least 95% of children born in a Christian home will be Christians, and nearly 100% of Children born in a Muslim home will be Muslims! You could say they had been indoctrinated or brain washed!

2: Next is fear of death. Have you heard the beautiful hymn "Abide with Me"? Every time I hear it it brings tears to my eyes! They say many people are converted on their death-bed. I believe that.

3: Next is fear of Hell. Even intelligent scientists like Pascal who scoffed at religion was so afraid of Hell that he went to Church anyway just to be on the safe side. I call this "buying fire insurance" and makes a laughing stock out of an otherwise respectful scientist! At least 90% of worshippers are cought in this trap! Look up "Pascal's Wager on the Internet.

4: Next is the "Community Clubhouse effect". A Church provides a club-house where a group of friends can gather for all sorts of social affairs such as weddings, births, deaths, holiday parties, etc. The Church I went to when a child had an affiliated Boy-Scout Troop, Girl Scout Troop, etc. It was an excellent place to find a spouse. Many doctors or lawyers would join the Church to find clients. The Pastor sometimes acted as a referee in fights between husband and wife! If we want to really win over religion, it would be nescessary to set up rival Community Clubhouses. I think the Pastafarians are trying to do that with their Pirate Frigates, but they have a long way to go to beat the Churches!

5: Next is Music! Much of the most wonderful Music was sponsored by the Church. When I hear an Ave Maria (either one) played on a pipe-organ it brings tears to my eyes. My favorite is "Oh Holy Night", I play it over and over on my recorder. I hear that Muslims love to hear the call to prayers on a loudspeaker (5 times a day!)

There is more, but that's the gist. So you see, in the contest with religion, we have a long way to go!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#457 Postby Compassionist » March 18th, 2019, 11:41 am

VINDICATOR wrote:The power of religion:
Why is it that those bronze-age Pagan religions that we see all over the world are still so rampant today in the 21st Century when science and common sense should be ruling the World? Why is it so difficult to wean a person away from worshipping a mythologiical magician? I give here a summary of my many years of pondering:

1: First of all, the human brain is endowed with a powerful ROM (read only memory). Everything learned in the young formative years is hard-wired into the ROM including language, likes and dislikes, way of life, etc. and of course religion. At least 95% of children born in a Christian home will be Christians, and nearly 100% of Children born in a Muslim home will be Muslims! You could say they had been indoctrinated or brain washed!

2: Next is fear of death. Have you heard the beautiful hymn "Abide with Me"? Every time I hear it it brings tears to my eyes! They say many people are converted on their death-bed. I believe that.

3: Next is fear of Hell. Even intelligent scientists like Pascal who scoffed at religion was so afraid of Hell that he went to Church anyway just to be on the safe side. I call this "buying fire insurance" and makes a laughing stock out of an otherwise respectful scientist! At least 90% of worshippers are cought in this trap! Look up "Pascal's Wager on the Internet.

4: Next is the "Community Clubhouse effect". A Church provides a club-house where a group of friends can gather for all sorts of social affairs such as weddings, births, deaths, holiday parties, etc. The Church I went to when a child had an affiliated Boy-Scout Troop, Girl Scout Troop, etc. It was an excellent place to find a spouse. Many doctors or lawyers would join the Church to find clients. The Pastor sometimes acted as a referee in fights between husband and wife! If we want to really win over religion, it would be nescessary to set up rival Community Clubhouses. I think the Pastafarians are trying to do that with their Pirate Frigates, but they have a long way to go to beat the Churches!

5: Next is Music! Much of the most wonderful Music was sponsored by the Church. When I hear an Ave Maria (either one) played on a pipe-organ it brings tears to my eyes. My favorite is "Oh Holy Night", I play it over and over on my recorder. I hear that Muslims love to hear the call to prayers on a loudspeaker (5 times a day!)

There is more, but that's the gist. So you see, in the contest with religion, we have a long way to go!

While I agree with your statements, it doesn't have to be a contest with religions. I am happy to respect all religious and secular worldviews as long as they are not causing harm to sentient lifeforms. I am an ex-Muslim ex-Christian pacifist vegan agnostic humanist. As far as I know, I am the only one in the world. Among all the religions, my favourites are Jainism, Buddhism and Bahaism as these three are the most peaceful. Judaism, Christianity and Islam are the most violent of all the religions. Jews, Christians and Muslims have committed many genocides, persecuted many and have killed many sentient lifeforms. One of my goals is to create peace between followers of all religious and secular worldviews. I think education, empathy and compassion are the solutions to our problems.

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#458 Postby VINDICATOR » March 19th, 2019, 4:09 pm

Dear Compassionist,
Thanks for the comment. Anyone who can join so many religions in one lifetime like you did is amazing. I am a fan of secularism but i will only condone those religions that "live and let live". All those religions that want to conquor the World should be terminated! Christianity has evolved from burning millions of people at the stake to the religion we see today where the main problem is sexual crime! The only thing evolving in Islam is that some women are permitted to drive cars! Buddhism is my favorite religion because they wouldn't even step on an ant!
Yes, I agree that the solution to religion is "education, empathy and compassion", however, education is a double edged sword. Many religions mean "indoctrinate" when they say "educate"! "Empathy" and "Compassion" are different facets of "The Golden Rule" which is my standard for morality. See my comments on Confucius and the Golden Rule.
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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#459 Postby Compassionist » March 19th, 2019, 10:00 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:Dear Compassionist,
Thanks for the comment. Anyone who can join so many religions in one lifetime like you did is amazing. I am a fan of secularism but i will only condone those religions that "live and let live". All those religions that want to conquor the World should be terminated! Christianity has evolved from burning millions of people at the stake to the religion we see today where the main problem is sexual crime! The only thing evolving in Islam is that some women are permitted to drive cars! Buddhism is my favorite religion because they wouldn't even step on an ant!
Yes, I agree that the solution to religion is "education, empathy and compassion", however, education is a double edged sword. Many religions mean "indoctrinate" when they say "educate"! "Empathy" and "Compassion" are different facets of "The Golden Rule" which is my standard for morality. See my comments on Confucius and the Golden Rule.
Don't go away. We need you here on this Forum!

I was born into Islam. It took many many years for me to work up the courage to leave it because leaving Islam is punishable by death under the Islamic Sharia Law. I became a Christian because I was in love with the idea of a God who loves us. Sadly, I became disillusioned. I read about other religions and went to Buddhist meditations but never became a Buddhist. Yes, Golden Rule is a good idea. By education, I mean education - not indoctrination.

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#460 Postby VINDICATOR » March 20th, 2019, 1:55 am

DearCompassionist,
So you are one of the very few who has escaped the shackles of Islam! Have they put out a Fatwa squad to terminate you? Does it worry you so that you have to be on the alert at all times? Tell us about it!
You say you are the only one in your religious outlook. Thomas Jefferson said that he was a "Sect of One" When he rewrote the Bible. (see my posts on Jefferson and the Bible he rewrote)

You say there doesn't have to be a "contest" but there is, and we can't close our eyes and let itl "disappear"! One very important contest is about Noah's Ark. The Evangelists spent over $100 million (including tax money they didn't pay) to build the Noah's Ark in Kentucky to lure gullible children to believe in the Bible. The story of Noah's Ark is actually one of the silliest in the Bible. God wiped out the whole human race in a great flood saving just 8 Jews on the Ark (Noah, 3 sons and their wives) to repopulate the World. Thus, according to the Bible, everyone on Earth is a Jew including you and me and all the Blacks who haven't realized it yet! Imagine how many starving children could have been saved from starvation with that money! For other jokes about the Ark, see my corresponding posts.

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#461 Postby Compassionist » March 20th, 2019, 1:11 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:DearCompassionist,
So you are one of the very few who has escaped the shackles of Islam! Have they put out a Fatwa squad to terminate you? Does it worry you so that you have to be on the alert at all times? Tell us about it!
You say you are the only one in your religious outlook. Thomas Jefferson said that he was a "Sect of One" When he rewrote the Bible. (see my posts on Jefferson and the Bible he rewrote)

You say there doesn't have to be a "contest" but there is, and we can't close our eyes and let itl "disappear"! One very important contest is about Noah's Ark. The Evangelists spent over $100 million (including tax money they didn't pay) to build the Noah's Ark in Kentucky to lure gullible children to believe in the Bible. The story of Noah's Ark is actually one of the silliest in the Bible. God wiped out the whole human race in a great flood saving just 8 Jews on the Ark (Noah, 3 sons and their wives) to repopulate the World. Thus, according to the Bible, everyone on Earth is a Jew including you and me and all the Blacks who haven't realized it yet! Imagine how many starving children could have been saved from starvation with that money! For other jokes about the Ark, see my corresponding posts.

I had one death threat ten years ago and several visits (over eleven years ago) by people from the mosque trying to persuade me to return to Islam. Last year, another Muslim tried to persuade me to go to the local mosque but I gently informed him that I didn't pray and it would be pointless for me to go to the mosque. No Fatwas against me yet. I know many good Muslims who do good deeds and don't persecute or kill others. The Christians also tried many tactics to make me return to Christianity but I am still an agnostic humanist. Which particular post about Jefferson and the Bible are you referring to? I found several posts. Yes, it is a waste of resources to build Noah's Ark. One could argue that all religious buildings are a waste of resources but the religious people consider them to be worth building and maintaining and have spent a lot of time, money, resources and effort on building and maintaining these buildings over the last 200,000 years. Although secularism is on the rise, religions are not going to vanish overnight. Most religious people and most secular people are good people. It's only a small minority who commit atrocities.


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