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#21 Post by God » July 9th, 2007, 10:50 am

Latest post of the previous page:

Master Taran wrote:Master, because I'm a master electrician. Taran, Because I can be hell on 2 wheels. See the link for further explanation.
http://realmagick.com/articles/77/977.html
Earlier, Master Taran wrote:Mine is because of a lifestyle that most wouldn't understand.
In reply to which I stupidly wrote: We are thinkers. Try us.
Point taken!

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#22 Post by Alan C. » July 9th, 2007, 2:12 pm

Nick, since we have "God" in our midst, I think you should consider adding Old to the front of your name :laughter:
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#23 Post by Nick » July 9th, 2007, 2:24 pm

Judging by my photograph, very probably! I am routinely called Father Christmas, Santa, etc., even Messiah! Yesterday, I was called Kenny Rogers, but hey! I can live with that.

BTW, somewhere on this board, someone talked about 'real' names. It might seem picky, but I'm not in favour of that label. I regard 'Nick' as a real name.

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#24 Post by God » July 9th, 2007, 2:24 pm

Alan C. wrote:Nick, since we have "God" in our midst, I think you should consider adding Old to the front of your name :laughter:
"Auld" actually. If you don't mind!

Bloomin' comedians!

Oops! I might 'ave just let a(nother) flippin' cat oot the flippin' bag! Wasn't me 'e was addressin' wozit! Darn it!!!

Better cover this up somehow. Ahem:
I'm God y'know. Everybody. Just shows you dunnit, how wrong you can be, Ho ho hum!

You all think you are so clever, figurin' out how I'm a mere myth and stuff, when if fact it's YOU LOT are all the made up fantasies and it's ME (puff up puff up) wots the real Gizmo. ME. Yaargh. So there. Pooh!

That should do it

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#25 Post by God » July 9th, 2007, 2:36 pm

Nick wrote:Judging by my photograph, very probably! I am routinely called Father Christmas, Santa, etc., even Messiah! Yesterday, I was called Kenny Rogers, but hey! I can live with that.
That's Saint Nick you's talkin' about, not Auld Nick. Bloomin' 'eck!

!!!CONFUSION ALERT!!!
!!!CONFUSION ALERT!!!
!!!CONFUSION ALERT!!!

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#26 Post by Nick » July 9th, 2007, 2:40 pm

Come to think of it, I rather envy those with a more enigmatic user name than mine....Sunbeam... Noggin....Firebrand...Moose....Curtains... etc. I couldn't think of one at the time, so stayed rather boring, but I don't think I'll change now

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#27 Post by God » July 9th, 2007, 2:45 pm

Nick wrote:Come to think of it, I rather envy those with a more enigmatic user name than mine....Sunbeam... Noggin....Firebrand...Moose....Curtains... etc. I couldn't think of one at the time, so stayed rather boring, but I don't think I'll change now
BORING? What d'ya mean???? Nick's a damn fine name and you should be proud to have it adorn your psyche.

Moonbeam, Sunbeam, Noggin....Firebrand...Moose....Curtains... etc. are all very nice but ... phwaw! ... they lack the jeu ne se qua, the good old down to earthiness REALITY BUZZ of Nick. Good grief - you don't think that "chance" conversation in that pub was just a little accident do you. You were renamed Nick for a purpose. Yet to be revealed to you, true, but it is important that you revere your name. Nick. Nick. Nick. What aesthetic* pleasure I get from the mere recital of that Nom de Vivat!

Goodness me. If I wasn't already called ... what was it now? Oh yes, God - well, then I would LOVE to be called Nick! Yes indeedy! Yessirree. Excellent name bar none. Gosh

Shut up you idiot. You'll give the game away!

Wheels is good too. Wheels of Fire. Wheels of Fortune. Wheels of Life. Yeah. Wheels is a good one, methinks. All his own idea, too!

*I find dipthongs enchanting!

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#28 Post by Alan C. » July 9th, 2007, 3:03 pm

I am Slockenin on some other forums, there's a drink in it for anybody that knows what it means. :wink:
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#29 Post by God » July 9th, 2007, 3:06 pm

Alan C. wrote:I am Slockenin on some other forums, there's a drink in it for anybody that knows what it means. :wink:
A sufficiency of beverage?

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#30 Post by Nick » July 9th, 2007, 3:15 pm

Hmm

*wondering if god is just emplying divine sarcsm*

As for Saint Nick, I've already been there, got the tonsure.

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#31 Post by Alan C. » July 9th, 2007, 3:28 pm

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A sufficiency of beverage?
Close, spookily close, I think I'm having a "crisis of my unbelief".
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#32 Post by God » July 9th, 2007, 3:36 pm

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A sufficiency of beverage?
Close, spookily close, I think I'm having a "crisis of my unbelief".
Or is it just liquid, generally - a soaking?

Something to do (also or alternatively) with dogs?

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nickname explanation

#33 Post by bigskelf » July 9th, 2007, 3:39 pm

As Woodworker, I frequently get annoying splinters of wood in my fingers hence me nickname

46 skelfemployed and living near Perth :thumbsup:
SIG Failure - error code 666 "missing creativity module"

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#34 Post by Alan C. » July 9th, 2007, 3:45 pm

God.
Or is it just liquid, generally - a soaking?

Something to do (also or alternatively) with dogs?
Phew you had me worried with your first go, but now you've drifted away, there is a clue (of sorts) in my offer of reward.
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#35 Post by Alan C. » July 9th, 2007, 3:50 pm

bigskelf.
As Woodworker, I frequently get annoying splinters of wood in my fingers hence me nickname
Welcome aboard, when you get one of these splinters, what do you shout? If I have an accident I can't help shouting jesus fu***ng christ almighty, I know it doesn't make sense, I just can't help it. :roll:
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#36 Post by God » July 9th, 2007, 3:54 pm

Alan C. wrote:
God.
Or is it just liquid, generally - a soaking?

Something to do (also or alternatively) with dogs?
Phew you had me worried with your first go, but now you've drifted away, there is a clue (of sorts) in my offer of reward.
A sufficiency of booze. Newted. Plastered. One over the Eight. Schlozzled. Pie eyed. Gassed. Smashed. Stoshious (spelling?). ...
No?

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profanities in the face of pain

#37 Post by bigskelf » July 9th, 2007, 4:00 pm

often said person seems to riding a bicycle, or I'm tempted to mention sexual congress in the place of eternal damnation :angry:
SIG Failure - error code 666 "missing creativity module"

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#38 Post by Alan C. » July 9th, 2007, 4:03 pm

Another clue Slockenin means a ********** ***** that's the right amount of letters for the two missing words.
Bear in mind my location, and see if you can find an online dictionary.
There! I've almost given you it.
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#39 Post by ranter » July 9th, 2007, 9:50 pm

I've got it- Doggy snaps.

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A bottle of red when youre ready!
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#40 Post by Alan C. » July 9th, 2007, 10:07 pm

ranter wrote:I've got it- Doggy snaps.

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A bottle of red when youre ready!
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DOGGY SNAPS.........................DOGGY SNAPS, look again ranter, as that annoying Thatcherite used to say (his name just came in a flash of inspiration) David Frost, the clues are there sheesh ranter FIRST word 10 letters doggy 5 letters, have you had a rough day or what?
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#41 Post by ranter » July 10th, 2007, 8:48 am

Alan, I had a vey tough day and today won't be any better. I'm up for the challenge anyway!
I saw this on a another forum, and knowing that you were a dog lover who lived in Shetland, I could be forgiven for thinking there couldn't be 2 slockenins. But there you go. Namesake as well as a dug that looks like yours!
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