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"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on his head"-Tyrion Lannister.
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"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on his head"-Tyrion Lannister.
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"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on his head"-Tyrion Lannister.
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"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on his head"-Tyrion Lannister.
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I am never quite sure how the worst jazz pianist in Christendom became such a great smiling angel as he appears to be. I am somewhat perplexed by the fact that there are no Christians here. Perhaps they think they shouldn't have to be doing such strange things as dancing with winged necropolites on the cloud that I'm looking down from. But in heaven we never know exactly when or how the 'Lord' will react to stimuli like porn, praying and various other unsavoury habits. Sometimes he explodes whilst watching big butch women eating popcorn and drinking gallons of lukeward Blaand coffee. Whereas it behooves all who would fain submit to Christian baptism and all the other nonsense to which we have become impervious, to ensure that we are not excluded from all the fun. You get up to 80% off which helps immeasurably with the cost of providing pleasurable activities and we have yet to discover what it would be like to have sex while trumpeting with elephantine angels but hopefully we shall eventually get it.
God knows what joys we occasionally miss while we are busy tut-tutting about mischievously playing pranks on him. As you mightn’t be aware that cannabis is freely distributed among the dead, which may explain why they seem feckless and giggle and they write worryingly about nonsense. The worst kind of angels abuse children and torture muslims which serves them right! On the other hand, demons are relatively fluffy, with a discernible penchant for stamp-collecting. Well, I must be mad.
Notwithstanding yesterday's debacle involving representatives from dubious religious cults and inebriated cherubs, Heaven is generally much more gentle than I expected. Music is something I hear in my lunch-hour but poetry is not. I would prefer to play jazz but I don't know any suitable tunes for angels with harps. Regrettably it would irredeemably besmirch covenanters if it is true that lust for sheep almost proves impossible to even talk about. Sheep shagger anecdotes are wholesome amongst Welsh upland souls who don't have appropriate morals during the hypothetical auditions
God knows what joys we occasionally miss while we are busy tut-tutting about mischievously playing pranks on him. As you mightn’t be aware that cannabis is freely distributed among the dead, which may explain why they seem feckless and giggle and they write worryingly about nonsense. The worst kind of angels abuse children and torture muslims which serves them right! On the other hand, demons are relatively fluffy, with a discernible penchant for stamp-collecting. Well, I must be mad.
Notwithstanding yesterday's debacle involving representatives from dubious religious cults and inebriated cherubs, Heaven is generally much more gentle than I expected. Music is something I hear in my lunch-hour but poetry is not. I would prefer to play jazz but I don't know any suitable tunes for angels with harps. Regrettably it would irredeemably besmirch covenanters if it is true that lust for sheep almost proves impossible to even talk about. Sheep shagger anecdotes are wholesome amongst Welsh upland souls who don't have appropriate morals during the hypothetical auditions
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Alan Henness
There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:
1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:
1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?