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Nick
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by Nick » April 7th, 2011, 1:16 pm
Latest post of the previous page:
An Irishman, a Greek, a Portuguese and a German walked into a pub.
The German paid.
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Alan C.
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by Alan C. » April 12th, 2011, 4:30 pm
Had to copy this from shetlink, the reply made me laugh out loud.
Post subject: No water in Twatt?
There's been no water at our house all afternoon. Anyone else having problems? Sad
Twatt is just up the road from us.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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Marian
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by Marian » April 16th, 2011, 4:10 pm
Transformative fire...
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Nick
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by Nick » April 27th, 2011, 7:03 pm
There's something a bit odd about our local pizza delivery company.
I rang up the other day and ordered a Crusty Supreme. Twenty minutes later, there was a knock at the door and
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Dave B
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by Dave B » April 27th, 2011, 7:34 pm
Nick wrote:There's something a bit odd about our local pizza delivery company.
I rang up the other day and ordered a Crusty Supreme. Twenty minutes later, there was a knock at the door and
Hmmmm
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
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Alan H
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by Alan H » April 28th, 2011, 12:51 am
Nick wrote:There's something a bit odd about our local pizza delivery company.
I rang up the other day and ordered a Crusty Supreme. Twenty minutes later, there was a knock at the door and
As heard on Radio 4 just before 7pm this evening and as heard by us live at the Bloomsbury Theatre last Saturday (by the same comedian - I forget his name)!
Alan Henness
There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:
1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Dave B
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by Dave B » April 29th, 2011, 4:20 pm
What would you call a piece of skimpy underwear spied just as the sun went down?
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
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bindeweede
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by bindeweede » May 3rd, 2011, 10:53 pm
There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.
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bindeweede
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by bindeweede » May 6th, 2011, 9:59 pm
Bin Laden's DNA gave a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk. Experts say this is probably due to the Bounty on his head.
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Fia
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by Fia » May 6th, 2011, 11:42 pm
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Alan H
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by Alan H » May 6th, 2011, 11:52 pm
Alan Henness
There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:
1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Dave B
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by Dave B » May 26th, 2011, 11:00 am
This is by the way of an experiment in attaching:
Last edited by
Guest on May 26th, 2011, 5:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Attachment deleted - see below.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
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Alan H
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by Alan H » May 26th, 2011, 1:01 pm
Alan Henness
There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:
1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Dave B
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by Dave B » May 26th, 2011, 4:46 pm
Ooops, I selected the slightly unedited version there - ignore the first page. Alan, is it possible to replace an attached document?
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
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Dave B
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by Dave B » May 26th, 2011, 4:52 pm
Administratium v2
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"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
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Alan H
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by Alan H » May 26th, 2011, 5:17 pm
Dave B wrote:Ooops, I selected the slightly unedited version there - ignore the first page. Alan, is it possible to replace an attached document?
I just deleted it and pointed readers to your later post.
Alan Henness
There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:
1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Dave B
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by Dave B » May 27th, 2011, 1:24 pm
One for the "English as a Foreign Language" speakers amongst us:
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"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015