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Itchy

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John Jones
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Itchy

#1 Post by John Jones » October 31st, 2010, 2:51 am

Should we scratch our ass when we are At One with Ourselves?

Should we, when we are expounding the Humanist position, fart?

Should we, when practicing altruism, buy a round of beer for all the lads?

If you know the answer to these, or similar questions, I defy you. I defy you here and now, and may you not scratch my ass unless my will so entreats.

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Re: Itchy

#2 Post by animist » October 31st, 2010, 6:21 pm

John Jones wrote:Should we scratch our ass when we are At One with Ourselves?

Should we, when we are expounding the Humanist position, fart?

Should we, when practicing altruism, buy a round of beer for all the lads?

If you know the answer to these, or similar questions, I defy you. I defy you here and now, and may you not scratch my ass unless my will so entreats.
so are your will and your ass simpatico?

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Re: Itchy

#3 Post by Dave B » October 31st, 2010, 7:30 pm

Bizarre!
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Re: Itchy

#4 Post by Lifelinking » October 31st, 2010, 7:32 pm

It seems like an opportunity lost not to make a nice word association game out of it though. As JJ started off with itchy I say:

Scratchy
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Re: Itchy

#5 Post by Dave B » October 31st, 2010, 7:35 pm

Picky
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Re: Itchy

#6 Post by Lifelinking » October 31st, 2010, 7:36 pm

nosey!
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Re: Itchy

#7 Post by Dave B » October 31st, 2010, 7:38 pm

posy
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Re: Itchy

#8 Post by Lifelinking » October 31st, 2010, 7:40 pm

Rosey
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Re: Itchy

#9 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » October 31st, 2010, 7:42 pm

Boycott

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Re: Itchy

#10 Post by Lifelinking » October 31st, 2010, 7:45 pm

batsman
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Re: Itchy

#11 Post by Alan H » October 31st, 2010, 7:49 pm

bowler
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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Re: Itchy

#12 Post by Lifelinking » October 31st, 2010, 7:49 pm

hats
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Re: Itchy

#13 Post by Dave B » October 31st, 2010, 7:54 pm

off
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Re: Itchy

#14 Post by Maria Mac » October 31st, 2010, 8:07 pm

topic! :cross:



:wink:

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Re: Itchy

#15 Post by Fia » October 31st, 2010, 8:10 pm

:pointlaugh:

if I had testicles I'd probably now scratch them gently :D

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Re: Itchy

#16 Post by Alan C. » October 31st, 2010, 8:34 pm

Fia wrote::pointlaugh:

if I had testicles I'd probably now scratch them gently :D
I'm scratching mine now, as a mark of solidarity. :)
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Re: Itchy

#17 Post by Fia » October 31st, 2010, 8:44 pm

:laughter: I appreciate the solidarity, Alan :)

this (very short) might be appropriate to this thread...

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Re: Itchy

#18 Post by Dave B » October 31st, 2010, 8:56 pm

Maria wrote:topic! :cross:



:wink:
Almost came back with:

Bounty

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Re: Itchy

#19 Post by Alan H » October 31st, 2010, 9:00 pm

We could make this a marathon thread, Dave.
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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Re: Itchy

#20 Post by Fia » October 31st, 2010, 9:07 pm

I'm gently snickering...

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