"From the rising of the sun unto the going down of the same the LORD's name is to be praised." (Psalm 113:3).
I have no problem with this statement since the sun neither rises nor goes down making it utterly unnecessary to praise the name of the LORD. The movement of the Earth relative to the Sun (rather than the other way round) is an objective truth identified by science, but something utterly unknown in the Bible. This example (and the numerous others like it) demonstrate why the truth offered by the Bible is not true at all.
"The fool has said in his heart, there is no God." (Psalm 14.1).
Again, I have no problem with this (unless it is on a bus), because to say that "there is no God" is a definitive statement that cannot be proved. It is, however, not as foolish as someone saying in their heart that there is God, which is also a definitive statement that has even less support than an outright denial. (See here for further discussion about this one)
Can you think of any more like these? It would be nice to stockpile some ammo for arguments with Cretinists who take the Bible guff as literal truth.
Maybe this explains why there are so many fat Christians.
Leviticus 20:27 Kill all mediums by stoning
Surely they'd see it coming?
1 O LORD, you have searched me
and you know me.
2 You know when I sit and when I rise;
you perceive my thoughts from afar.
3 You discern my going out and my lying down;
you are familiar with all my ways.
Sounds as if he even watches me when I'm on the loo with my knickers down. What a perv.