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If this is the answer, what was the question?

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#661 Post by jamesjones950 » April 1st, 2010, 9:30 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

Can I give you a hand?


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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#662 Post by Fia » April 1st, 2010, 9:35 pm

Why am I being paid double time tomorrow? :happyclappy:



Because I say so.

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#663 Post by jamesjones950 » April 4th, 2010, 12:14 pm

But WHY must I crawl on all fours, wearing nought but a tabard and a smile?


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#664 Post by Lorikeet » April 5th, 2010, 12:09 pm

Is that a Coke can in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? :D

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#665 Post by jamesjones950 » April 8th, 2010, 6:32 pm

What struck you most about your visit to John Prescott's house?

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#666 Post by Marian » April 8th, 2010, 7:59 pm

How often do you change your underwear?


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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#667 Post by jamesjones950 » April 10th, 2010, 9:50 pm

What's the first thing you see when you wake up each morning?


John Prescott told me
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#668 Post by jaywhat » April 11th, 2010, 6:52 am

How do you know that Ann Widdecombe does not wear knickers?



A couple of Mormons.

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#669 Post by jamesjones950 » April 11th, 2010, 5:54 pm

So tell us, Richard Dawkins, what did you have for breakfast this morning?


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#670 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » April 23rd, 2010, 11:49 pm

And when did you last see your father?




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#671 Post by Marian » April 24th, 2010, 1:41 am

Was that the best chocolate you've ever had?


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#672 Post by tea_ismynewjesus » April 26th, 2010, 8:39 pm

War.
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Absolutely Nothing? :scorepoint:


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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#673 Post by Alan C. » April 26th, 2010, 9:58 pm

What is the Catholic Church looking like these days?




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#674 Post by Trinoc » April 26th, 2010, 10:52 pm

Who's going to get this bloody shroud dry cleaned?



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#675 Post by jaywhat » April 27th, 2010, 9:32 am

What was it you said you take for a resurgence of meaningless belief?


plums and custard

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#676 Post by jamesjones950 » April 30th, 2010, 6:07 pm

Interesting wallpaper, Jaywhat. What is that pattern, exactly?


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#677 Post by Lorikeet » May 4th, 2010, 3:48 pm

What a brilliant smile! Did the dentist or a plastic surgeon help you with that?

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#678 Post by Ken H » May 4th, 2010, 4:02 pm

OK, I won't. But why is it hanging over your bed?


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#679 Post by jamesjones950 » May 4th, 2010, 6:50 pm

Fancy a Dr Pepper's, Ken?



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#680 Post by jaywhat » May 17th, 2010, 9:02 am

Why does grandad always walk with his head down?



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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#681 Post by Marian » May 17th, 2010, 11:06 am

What are you putting in the salad?

It goes well with pink.
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