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If this is the answer, what was the question?

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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#541 Post by Lifelinking » April 4th, 2008, 11:03 pm

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#542 Post by Jem » April 5th, 2008, 11:25 am

So who was your mysterious blind date then?



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#543 Post by Lifelinking » April 7th, 2008, 7:23 pm

So who are you getting to play Fayette Pinkney, Shirley Porter and Linda Turner in your stage show about 'The Three Degrees'?








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#544 Post by Bryn » April 8th, 2008, 10:28 pm

What is the correct way to greet the Pope?



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#545 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » April 10th, 2008, 6:26 pm

Yo, bitch, you think you da hardest hoe in the game but you ain't nuttin widout yo daddy's dough, unnerstan what I'm sayin?




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#546 Post by kbell » April 12th, 2008, 4:25 pm

Emma W wrote:Yo, bitch, you think you da hardest hoe in the game but you ain't nuttin widout yo daddy's dough, unnerstan what I'm sayin?
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Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

#547 Post by Maria Mac » April 14th, 2008, 1:21 pm

I wonder how that CD-shaped package marked 'HM Revenue & Customs - highly confidential' ended up lying in the gutter next to the post box?





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#548 Post by Bryn » April 14th, 2008, 7:42 pm

Do you ever trim your nose hairs?



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#549 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » April 21st, 2008, 12:15 pm

If we mated my copy of Special Topics in Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessi with your copy of The Complete Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby, do you think they would produce any viable offspring? Image




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#550 Post by Moonbeam » April 21st, 2008, 4:29 pm

How long have you have you been wearing that big hair and those shoulder pads?



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#551 Post by lewist » May 3rd, 2008, 8:11 pm

"And now", said the Bishop, "can everyone please dig deep in their pockets as the plate comes round, so we can all contribute to this wonderful cause in God's name?"


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#552 Post by Curtains » May 6th, 2008, 10:08 am

What alerted you to the new strain of mad cow's disease?



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#553 Post by lewist » May 30th, 2008, 8:51 am

Do you realise that by taking out that one screw you have caused the entire pulpit to collapse and the Bishop will now be unable to deliver his sermon on parenting and child rearing, on which he is an acknowledged expert?

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#554 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » June 10th, 2008, 1:35 pm

After you listened to my internal organs and veins and arteries with your stethoscope, why did you take out a magnifying glass and examine every square millimetre of my body surface?





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#555 Post by Firebrand » June 10th, 2008, 6:49 pm

Are your bowel movements regular?





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#556 Post by thundril » July 6th, 2008, 7:25 pm

Crisp?



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#557 Post by jaywhat » July 6th, 2008, 7:39 pm

When do you leave the toilet door open?




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#558 Post by Jem » July 7th, 2008, 12:29 am

What do you use to enhance your sex life?



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#559 Post by DougS » July 21st, 2008, 12:54 pm

Sorry I missed your wedding. How did it go?



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#560 Post by Nick » July 25th, 2008, 9:59 am

What will happen if I add 'W' to 'Orse'?




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#561 Post by Beki » July 29th, 2008, 1:58 pm

Do you ski often?










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