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New Uxbridge Dictionary
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"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
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fallacy: like a penis
sororicide: a general remedy for mouth infections
sororicide: a general remedy for mouth infections
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Density: London (for TV soap watchers)
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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Anchorite: ceremony involving New Zealand butter.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
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Flushing Meadow: Communal al-fresco lavatory
Putin: Small portable emergency lavatory
Jorge: Homosexual prostitute
Putin: Small portable emergency lavatory
Jorge: Homosexual prostitute
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Re: New Uxbridge Dictionary
Acrostic. An angry flea.
Analogy. A severe biochemical reaction
Abstruse. Cessation of competitive body-building
Absolution. answer to flabby tummy problems.
Analogy. A severe biochemical reaction
Abstruse. Cessation of competitive body-building
Absolution. answer to flabby tummy problems.
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antacid: alternative name for formic acid
Antarctic: the furthest south point where ants are to be found
anthem: those people as well
Antarctic: the furthest south point where ants are to be found
anthem: those people as well
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
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Interact: The performance put on by the clergyman at the graveside.
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
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propaganda: the correct male goose
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
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Condemnation. Britain today.
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Blairgowrie: that feeling you have after drinking far too much whiskey and eating far too much haggis!
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
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Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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or behaving like the Pope (maybe that IS the original meaning!)Dave B wrote:pontificate: a piece of paper declaring that a French bridge is safe.
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Johnny Rotten: a perished condom
condom: to deceive Mr Joly
condom: to deceive Mr Joly
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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parturition - where you want to scratch
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express...............retired journalist
expander..............a large, bear-like member of the racoon family, sadly deceased.
describe...............de man who writes de letters.
expander..............a large, bear-like member of the racoon family, sadly deceased.
describe...............de man who writes de letters.
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
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expert: a has-been under pressure.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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Extractor Fan. Someone who used to love The Tractors.
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Nigel Farage: A twat.
Sorry, I was getting carried away....
Try again.....
email: The post in Yorkshire.
Sorry, I was getting carried away....
Try again.....
email: The post in Yorkshire.
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Or "a drip under pressure"?Dave B wrote:expert: a has-been under pressure.
Farage (v): to exercise ukipocrisyNick wrote:Nigel Farage: A twat.
Miliband (SI unit): 1x10-6 killer-bands
Ed Balls: A bit like a dick-'ed; bollock-brain
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Yes, the correct definition is: "an 'ex' is a has-been and a 'spert' is a drip under pressure." Really only works in full spoken rather than written. Somehow, though, "a has-been drip under pressure" sounds like he/she is no longer a drip!Tetenterre wrote:Or "a drip under pressure"?Dave B wrote:expert: a has-been under pressure.
tear: "the ear" in Yorkshire.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015