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New Uxbridge Dictionary
New Uxbridge Dictionary
New definitions for old words:
Psoriasis: having a female sibling with a back eye
Psoriasis: having a female sibling with a back eye
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Dictator: An embarrassingly-shaped tuber
Moisturise: Cry
Countryside: The killing of James Murdoch
Moisturise: Cry
Countryside: The killing of James Murdoch
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Intaxication: Euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
"There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots." - From the film "Top Gun"
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satire: seated in a more elevated position
pubescent: perfume for the private parts
denial: a river in Egypt
pubescent: perfume for the private parts
denial: a river in Egypt
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Deconstruction. The process of educating church officials
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Distress. The garment I am holding
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Mendicant friar: Chip pan broken beyond repair
- Tetenterre
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Disguise: These people
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Electrocute - new range of prettified domestic appliances
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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Describe - the monkish clerk
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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justice: No lemon, thank you.
manganese: a nasty medical condition of the legs which afflicts the artists of Japanese comics.
onomatopoeia: one who gets through the front door but can't make it to the lavatory.
manganese: a nasty medical condition of the legs which afflicts the artists of Japanese comics.
onomatopoeia: one who gets through the front door but can't make it to the lavatory.
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
- Tetenterre
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Geriatric: The feat of Karl Platt and Stefan Sahm in the Absa Cape Epic last year
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Non compos mentis: I don't think that's supposed to be fertiliser....
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Sarawak: open handed blow from a girl called Sara
Motile: found on roofs in Motown
Newton: rounded up version of the old one, 2250 lbs
Effuse: the one in the TV plug that blew just before England scored the winning goal.
Motile: found on roofs in Motown
Newton: rounded up version of the old one, 2250 lbs
Effuse: the one in the TV plug that blew just before England scored the winning goal.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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Smorgasbord: Promotion used by whorehouses on slow nights, similar to the restaurant industry's "All You Can Eat" concept.
"There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots." - From the film "Top Gun"
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In loco parentis: My daddy's an engine driver.
(btw it has dawned on me that scoriasis is actually a verb, meaning "to poke a nun in the eye". Sorry about the previous mistranslation. )
(btw it has dawned on me that scoriasis is actually a verb, meaning "to poke a nun in the eye". Sorry about the previous mistranslation. )
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Defence: De ting around Nelson Mandela's garden.
Pole vault: 1. A crypt in Warsaw. 2. A traditional sport in Warsaw.
Carpet: The nodding dog on the parcel shelf/dashboard.
Autograph: Steffie's car.
Automate: 1. Co-driver. 2. To have sexual intercourse in a car.
Validate: Courting in Rhonnda
Pole vault: 1. A crypt in Warsaw. 2. A traditional sport in Warsaw.
Carpet: The nodding dog on the parcel shelf/dashboard.
Autograph: Steffie's car.
Automate: 1. Co-driver. 2. To have sexual intercourse in a car.
Validate: Courting in Rhonnda
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
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pontificate: a piece of paper declaring that a French bridge is safe.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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tendentious: having more than nine teeth.
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abstention. Tightness of the stomach muscles.