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Double meanings game
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He was the sort of kid who loved to sort through his grannies button jar.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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As the umpire announced, "Game, set and match to Miss Kalashnikova", Anatoliy struck a match and lit a celebratory Sobranie.
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John's article was all about the "interesting" articles he'd found with his metal-detector
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
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The tutor was articulate in his description of the articulated skeleton.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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I knew a Jewish baseball player who was distracted by a homer pigeon from a successful homer so he went down the market and bought a homer of goodies to cheer himself up.
Yes, my dictionary helped me!
Yes, my dictionary helped me!
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After each day spent running his business, Sir A... S.... goes running. He runs very aggressively, constantly running over fellow runners who get in his way and shouting "You've run out of options. You're fired!"
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
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Ever been Southbound, bound to a bounding dog?
Bound to have been!
Bound to have been!
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Having to carry the hamper hampered her progress to the picnic site.
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More baseball...
The batter hit a home run that landed in a puddle of mud and was declared a foul ball.
The batter hit a home run that landed in a puddle of mud and was declared a foul ball.
This is one of the great social functions of science - to free people of superstition. - Steven Weinberg
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From the bow of a boat in the moat, Robin shot an arrow from his bow; the arrow flew through an open bow window and planted itself firmly in the backside of a servant, whose bow to the sheriff was just then at its deepest point.
a "New Atheist" for the last 55 years
Re: Double meanings game
I bow to your skill JJ!jamesjones950 wrote:From the bow of a boat in the moat, Robin shot an arrow from his bow; the arrow flew through an open bow window and planted itself firmly in the backside of a servant, whose bow to the sheriff was just then at its deepest point.
His knowledge of the issue issued entirely from the third first issue of the magazine.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
- Tetenterre
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There's a wise saw that begins: "Anyone who saw how a conjurer managed to saw his assistant in half ..."
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Some of my peers witnessed the peer peer intently at the peer in the adjacent urinal.
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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He had the good fortune to amass a good fortune on the stock exchange.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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The body was found encased in concrete and provided the concrete evidence needed to convict the killer..
This is one of the great social functions of science - to free people of superstition. - Steven Weinberg
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Bear with me whilst I bare my thoughts that are so hard to bear with my friend Pooh.
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(A double double )
Before the episode was even half way through, there were way too many defendants before the magistrate.
Before the episode was even half way through, there were way too many defendants before the magistrate.
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.
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Ooops, seem to have doubled up when I tried to edit.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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He put the whole kitty on a single nag even though it's odds were even.
[And we wonder why foreigners have trouble with English!]
[And we wonder why foreigners have trouble with English!]
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015
Me, 2015
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He gave the bum a sharp response.