Five Word Story, with a blank

[jaywhat]

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Mice make much more challenging topics and do not mind being watched. Weasels, on the other hand, are closely related to each other, and should think before opening their big mouths to insult politicians and other low life who can ingratiate when they need something. interestingly, stoats are far more intelligent than politicians, according to the stoats. Sociology defines politicians as "those heartless sub-humans". This is an insult to such benighted people, sub-humans are simply hairy creatures that haven't had a shave yet and are not likely to. Does this make them as worthless as politicians or what exactly are you implying?"

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one { } yellow paint

[Dave B]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! { }

[Ken H]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved { }

[jaywhat]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for { }

[Dave B]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this { }

[Ken H]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!

Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple { }

(I believe we should not count articles such as a, an, the, towards our 4/5 word limit. What do you think?)

[thundril]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!

Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count { }words

{Yes. Don't count an a or a the.}

[jaywhat]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was {} banned

[Dave B]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was summarily banned from the { } circle

[thundril]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was summarily banned from the knitting circle. "Is this { } too whimsical for

[Ken H]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was summarily banned from the knitting circle. "Is this cardigan too whimsical for a { }?" muttered an elderly knitter.

[Dave B]

"The evidence speaks for itself. Wearing crowns and mitres not to mention cardigans and plus fours with green stripes and yellow crosses on them. Surely the red shoes are a disgusting fashion move and one had yellow paint on his eyelids, ugh! Surprisingly, fashion designer Armani approved, but I am completely lost for expletives to delete for this aberration!
Meanwhile, a gorilla riding a purple article failed to count all his words and was summarily banned from the knitting circle. "Is this cardigan too whimsical for a Samurai?" muttered an elderly knitter.

"No, perfect shade of { }

[jaywhat]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get { }

[Ken H]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to { } colours."

[Dave B]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing { }

[jaywhat]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty {}

[Ken H]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to { }

[Dave B]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to Frankenstein."

"Huh! Try wearing a steel { }

[jaywhat]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to Frankenstein."

"Huh! Try wearing a steel frock. You'll {} when you sit down.

[Ken H]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to Frankenstein."

"Huh! Try wearing a steel frock. You'll crinkle when you sit down, and in rainstorms you'll { }

[jaywhat]

"No, perfect shade of grey but now the days get confusing and I'm attracted to flesh colours."

"Wouldn't be seen wearing nothing on a cold frosty day", said the invisible man to Frankenstein."

"Huh! Try wearing a steel frock. You'll crinkle when you sit down, and in rainstorms you'll surely wish for summat more suitable