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Fia wouldn't know a desiree from a rooster.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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OTOH, such is Alan's expertise in growing vegetables, he looks like a potato.
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Such is Nick's expertise with razor and scissors he is hairless as an egg.
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As I type this Felicia is lounging on the couch watching TV AM having forgotten that she's supposed to be travelling to London for a TH meet-up today.
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Maria is going to have a fascinating afternoon listening to a carefully-crafted lecture on the importance of worshipping and celebrating the glory of God's creation.
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...so brilliantly delivered by Paolo.
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Nick fell asleep during it.
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Bryn has no time for frivolity.
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That Fia's a well known lay preacher in her locality.
Carpe diem. Savour every moment.
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Lewist has spent the last 20 years in prison for murdering a number of high-profile clergymen, including Jesus.
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Get you 'air cut, laddie, 'cos I'm standing on it!
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Nick is the cunning avatar of an 11-yr old female internet predator, who prowls innocent chatrooms like this one, posing as a salty old seadog in order snare, ummm, people who like that sort of thing?
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Thundril is not me concealing my true identity.
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Thundril is in fact a technical term for a severe hangover, so severe the fluttering butterfly in the next meadow sounds like thunder, while a drill attacks your temples.
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Nick conceals a secret desire to appear on Britain's Got Talent
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on his head"-Tyrion Lannister.
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"Getreal" is actually an anagram of "Archbishop".
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Nick's only pets are a pair of fancy rats, named Trotsky and Lenin after his greatest heroes.
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And Emma keeps guinea pigs in the traditional way - for food.
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I wonder if Fia would lend me one of her Armani business suits.
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Maria bears a much closer resemblence to her avatar than she'd like to admit
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on his head"-Tyrion Lannister.