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False Facts about the poster above you

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#81 Post by Fia » April 20th, 2009, 9:38 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

Firebrand, poor love, has an irrational fear of stringed instruments and potters wheels. It makes visiting some museums hugely traumatic for her.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#82 Post by Alan C. » April 20th, 2009, 10:46 pm

Fia wouldn't know a desiree from a rooster.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#83 Post by Nick » April 20th, 2009, 11:16 pm

OTOH, such is Alan's expertise in growing vegetables, he looks like a potato. :D

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#84 Post by Felicia » April 21st, 2009, 7:46 am

Such is Nick's expertise with razor and scissors he is hairless as an egg.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#85 Post by Maria Mac » April 22nd, 2009, 11:10 am

As I type this Felicia is lounging on the couch watching TV AM having forgotten that she's supposed to be travelling to London for a TH meet-up today.


:sad:

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#86 Post by Paolo » April 22nd, 2009, 12:26 pm

Maria is going to have a fascinating afternoon listening to a carefully-crafted lecture on the importance of worshipping and celebrating the glory of God's creation.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#87 Post by Nick » April 23rd, 2009, 10:30 am

...so brilliantly delivered by Paolo. :D

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#88 Post by Bryn » May 9th, 2009, 1:34 am

Nick fell asleep during it.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#89 Post by Fia » May 9th, 2009, 10:36 pm

Bryn has no time for frivolity.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#90 Post by lewist » May 10th, 2009, 6:57 pm

That Fia's a well known lay preacher in her locality.
Carpe diem. Savour every moment.

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#91 Post by Paolo » May 12th, 2009, 10:22 am

Lewist has spent the last 20 years in prison for murdering a number of high-profile clergymen, including Jesus.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#92 Post by Nick » May 12th, 2009, 10:44 am

Get you 'air cut, laddie, 'cos I'm standing on it!

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#93 Post by thundril » May 12th, 2009, 1:51 pm

Nick is the cunning avatar of an 11-yr old female internet predator, who prowls innocent chatrooms like this one, posing as a salty old seadog in order snare, ummm, people who like that sort of thing?

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#94 Post by thundril » May 13th, 2009, 4:19 pm

Thundril is not me concealing my true identity.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#95 Post by Nick » May 13th, 2009, 8:16 pm

Thundril is in fact a technical term for a severe hangover, so severe the fluttering butterfly in the next meadow sounds like thunder, while a drill attacks your temples.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#96 Post by getreal » May 13th, 2009, 8:32 pm

Nick conceals a secret desire to appear on Britain's Got Talent
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on his head"-Tyrion Lannister.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#97 Post by Nick » May 14th, 2009, 1:05 pm

:redface:




"Getreal" is actually an anagram of "Archbishop".

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#98 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » May 15th, 2009, 12:38 am

Nick's only pets are a pair of fancy rats, named Trotsky and Lenin after his greatest heroes.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#99 Post by Fia » May 15th, 2009, 12:47 am

And Emma keeps guinea pigs in the traditional way - for food.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#100 Post by Maria Mac » May 15th, 2009, 10:51 pm

I wonder if Fia would lend me one of her Armani business suits.

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Re: False Facts about the poster above you

#101 Post by getreal » May 15th, 2009, 11:04 pm

Maria bears a much closer resemblence to her avatar than she'd like to admit
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on his head"-Tyrion Lannister.

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