Our very own countdown thread!

[lewist]

Latest post of the previous page:

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Take some water then, Alan...

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Must go and take a look!

[Alan C.]

Fia
Take some water then, Alan - it might have a memory of being cold

I thought about it, but then decided to get a beer from the fridge, it didn't need a memory cos it's only 4% in there.

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[DougS]

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4%? Is that the percentage of alcohol in the beer?

[Alan C.]

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4%? Is that the percentage of alcohol in the beer?

It is as it happens, 4 degrees C in the fridge and 4 percent alcohol in the beer.
How spooky is that?

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[Zoe]

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Such synchronicity!

[jaywhat]

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So if you warm it up it gets stronger?

[Alan C.]

So if you warm it up it gets stronger?

I wish!
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[Fia]

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I wish!

Would that not make the storage of beer, and taking the ambient air temperature when being imbibed into account, somewhat of a logistical nightmare? Particularly once imbibing has commenced? Perhaps be careful of what you wish for Alan

[Nick]

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I have the solution!!!!

Convert to Fahrenheit!

4 degrees temperature would then represent 39.2% alcohol content!

Party Time!!!!

[Nick]

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Psst! I'm not too proud to accept a Noble Prize for physics....





....or Peace.

[kbell]

*hands Nick Nobel prize*

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So 2008 draws to a close.

[Nick]

Thank you Autumn!


*beams at everyone, clutching Nobel Prize*


2008 didn't turn out too badly after all!

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[Alan C.]

I thought we might have seen you in the honours list Nick, for your contribution to one liners.
Ah well................maybe next year.

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[PriestofPoppycock]

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[Alan H]

*hands Nick Nobel prize*

Who's Nick Nobel and what did he do to deserve a prize?

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[Maria Mac]

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HNY, everyone! Any new year resolutions? Alan's will be to stop posting crappy jokes like the one above.





I wish.

[jaywhat]

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What joke?

Happy New year everyone and yes, like the average penguin I have made some resolutions and, yes, like the average I will not be saying. I might add that I would like there to be a few more ickle naminals on the smilies list.

[Alan C.]

Did you all remember to add an extra second?

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[lewist]

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I added a second last night and subtracted one in the Countdown thread.

Happy New Year one and all!

[kbell]

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Happy New Year everyone! I've broken my resolution to cut down on wine consumption already.

[DougS]

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It's not too late, Autumn. If you drink no more wine this year then, at the end of the year, you'll be able to say you kept your resolution.