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Cheddar Gorge 5

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#401 Post by Nick » December 25th, 2008, 12:32 am

Latest post of the previous page:

but

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Re: Cheddar Gorge 5

#402 Post by getreal » December 26th, 2008, 12:37 am

wherever
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#403 Post by DougS » December 26th, 2008, 12:54 am

I am never quite sure how the worst jazz pianist in Christendom became such a great smiling angel as he appears to be. I am somewhat perplexed by the fact that there are no Christians here. Perhaps they think they shouldn't have to be doing such strange things as dancing with winged necropolites on the cloud that I'm looking down from. But in heaven we never know exactly when or how the 'Lord' will react to stimuli like porn, praying and various other unsavoury habits. Sometimes he explodes whilst watching big butch women eating popcorn and drinking gallons of lukeward Blaand coffee. Whereas it behooves all who would fain submit to Christian baptism and all the other nonsense to which we have become impervious, to ensure that we are not excluded from all the fun. You get up to 80% off which helps immeasurably with the cost of providing pleasurable activities and we have yet to discover what it would be like to have sex while trumpeting with elephantine angels but hopefully we shall eventually get it.

God knows what joys we occasionally miss while we are busy tut-tutting about mischievously playing pranks on him. As you mightn’t be aware that cannabis is freely distributed among the dead, which may explain why they seem feckless and giggle and they write worryingly about nonsense. The worst kind of angels abuse children and torture muslims which serves them right! On the other hand, demons are relatively fluffy, with a discernible penchant for stamp-collecting. Well, I must be mad.
Notwithstanding yesterday's debacle involving representatives from dubious religious cults and inebriated cherubs, Heaven is generally much more gentle than I expected. Music is something I hear in my lunch-hour but poetry is not. I would prefer to play jazz but I don't know any suitable tunes for angels with harps. Regrettably it would irredeemably besmirch covenanters if it is true that lust for sheep almost proves impossible to even talk about. Sheep shagger anecdotes are wholesome amongst Welsh upland souls who don't have appropriate morals during the hypothetical auditions for sainthood. Nevertheless, the best sinners are Scottish Catholics of Irish inclination who forever play whilst everybody else tries rationally and sometimes devours children. When I fidget with myself, people like to throw custard and peddle narcotics apparently believing in fairies. Why? It should be outrageous but wherever I go

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#404 Post by getreal » December 26th, 2008, 8:17 pm

absolutly
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#405 Post by Fia » December 26th, 2008, 9:14 pm

everybody

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#406 Post by getreal » December 26th, 2008, 9:28 pm

howls
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#407 Post by Alan C. » December 26th, 2008, 11:53 pm

with
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#408 Post by DougS » December 27th, 2008, 10:17 am

laughter.

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#409 Post by Alan C. » December 27th, 2008, 9:48 pm

at
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#410 Post by Zoe » December 27th, 2008, 10:41 pm

my

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#411 Post by getreal » December 28th, 2008, 12:18 am

homoeopathic
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#412 Post by Nick » December 29th, 2008, 4:17 pm

remedies.

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#413 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » December 29th, 2008, 7:50 pm

Just

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#414 Post by Alan C. » December 29th, 2008, 9:56 pm

because
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#415 Post by jaywhat » December 30th, 2008, 7:07 am

Marx

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#416 Post by Fia » December 30th, 2008, 8:33 pm

brothers

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#417 Post by Nick » December 30th, 2008, 9:21 pm

act

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#418 Post by getreal » December 31st, 2008, 12:55 am

truly
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#419 Post by tubataxidriver » January 1st, 2009, 4:19 pm

yet

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#420 Post by Nick » January 2nd, 2009, 11:29 am

somehow

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#421 Post by kbell » January 2nd, 2009, 11:48 am

falsely
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