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Creative Insults

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lewist
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Creative Insults

#1 Post by lewist » May 1st, 2008, 11:27 pm

While there's no one here, how about an insult thread? Insults can be really creative but we must be careful not to direct them at anyone and cause offence. I found this site a while back and it occurred to me we might use it. So let's start... to no one in particular

Thou art a loggerheaded milk-livered flirt-gill.

Of course if you can make up really good insults on your own, or know some from any tradition, just go for it.

Just no hurt feelings, ok? [-X
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Re: Creative Insults

#2 Post by Maria Mac » May 2nd, 2008, 8:21 am

If they're not directed at anyone then they're not insults. Insult me all you like - as long as it's in this thread then I'll know not to take it personally.

Honestly, Lewis, I would have thought an onion-eyed puttock such as yourself would have better things to do.

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Re: Creative Insults

#3 Post by MedMae » May 2nd, 2008, 8:32 am

Your a fusty fen-sucked foot-licker. :D

Well some of the people I go to uni with seem to be.
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Re: Creative Insults

#4 Post by jaywhat » May 2nd, 2008, 9:17 am

I am paying no attention to this awful thread and anything anyone is stupid enough to put on it on the basis that the best insult is to completely ignore someone.

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Re: Creative Insults

#5 Post by Beki » May 2nd, 2008, 1:58 pm

You would say that, but we all ken you've got a face like a weel skelped airse!!
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - M Ghandi

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Re: Creative Insults

#6 Post by Bryn » May 3rd, 2008, 8:44 am

Whereas Beki thinks she's the kippers knickers but really she's a mingin' maggot-pie.


:exit:

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Re: Creative Insults

#7 Post by Thomas » May 3rd, 2008, 4:52 pm

You beslubbering, beef-witted blaggard, Bryn. That whey-faced, wanton wench isn't a maggot pie! How dare you insult maggots thus?

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Re: Creative Insults

#8 Post by lewist » May 3rd, 2008, 7:58 pm

This game's terrible. Which dozent lummock thought it up?
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Re: Creative Insults

#9 Post by Curtains » May 6th, 2008, 9:58 am

It was you, you clay-brained clotpole! If you had half a brain it would be lonely! :angry:







:wink:

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Re: Creative Insults

#10 Post by Alan C. » May 6th, 2008, 8:22 pm

You can't talk to a retired (soon to be reinstated) heidi like that! Pull yourself together curtains :laughter:

Not much of an insult I know, but I don't like to :redface:
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Re: Creative Insults

#11 Post by Zoe » May 6th, 2008, 8:45 pm

:laughter:

That was very funny for a clapper-clawed clackbrain like yourself.

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Re: Creative Insults

#12 Post by lewist » May 6th, 2008, 9:30 pm

Curtains wrote:It was you, you clay-brained clotpole! If you had half a brain it would be lonely! :angry: :wink:
Curtains, if you could find a half a brain in my heid I would thank ye for it, even though you're hauf hingit an threedbare. :laughter:
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Re: Creative Insults

#13 Post by Alan C. » May 6th, 2008, 11:11 pm

Zoe wrote::laughter:

That was very funny for a clapper-clawed clackbrain like yourself.
As I have far too much respect for the people on this thread, I feel I can have no more involvement with it.
Oh and Zoe, all the "clapper-clawed clackbrain" people, live in London :D Such beasts don't exist north of the Watword gap :yahbooh:
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Re: Creative Insults

#14 Post by Emma Woolgatherer » May 6th, 2008, 11:40 pm

That's because they've been driven south by all you clarty, dough-heided blatherskates ... or something ... Image

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Re: Creative Insults

#15 Post by Maria Mac » May 7th, 2008, 12:13 am

Londoners unite!

Is that Alan's head or is his neck blowing bubbles?

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Re: Creative Insults

#16 Post by penguin » May 7th, 2008, 10:39 am

And if I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd have farted!


What a bunch of arseholes you all are, having to make a special thread just so you can insult each other! You've never needed a special thread to insult me!
:penguin:

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Re: Creative Insults

#17 Post by Jem » May 7th, 2008, 10:46 am

And if I want any shit out of you, Penguin, I'll stamp on your head, brainless one!

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Re: Creative Insults

#18 Post by DougS » May 7th, 2008, 11:55 pm

OK, I think this is getting out of hand you pribbling plume-plucked popinjays!

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Re: Creative Insults

#19 Post by lewist » May 8th, 2008, 9:16 am

DougS has the right of it ye argumentative hot heided varlets! Haud yer swearin' and bad stuff. This threid is for a wee bit fun.
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Re: Creative Insults

#20 Post by Zoe » May 8th, 2008, 9:34 am

Stamping on some flap-mouthed moldwarp of a penguin's head sounds great fun to me. :shrug:

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