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Otherwise known as the Games Room, think of this as a subforum of the social club reserved just for sociable icebreaker games. Beware - they can be addictive!
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Noggin
- Posts: 497
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 11:48 am
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by Noggin » July 20th, 2007, 11:39 pm
Make a wish and the next poster grants it - but with a twist - and then makes their own wish in turn.
e.g. I wish I had £10 million
Granted - but it's in monopoly money
I wish I had a better paid job,
Granted - but it's 80 hours a week cleaning toilets.
I wish I could lose weight.
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Moonbeam
- Posts: 617
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:44 pm
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by Moonbeam » July 20th, 2007, 11:41 pm
Granted - it's the weight of your handbag, shoes and jewellery.
I wish I had a bigger house.
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kbell
- Posts: 1146
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 11:27 pm
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by kbell » July 20th, 2007, 11:43 pm
Granted - just jump on a plane to Dubai and you'll find it just five minutes from the runway.
I wish I had a date.
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Jayme
- Posts: 54
- Joined: July 16th, 2007, 5:24 pm
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by Jayme » July 20th, 2007, 11:49 pm
Granted - *gives Autumn a dried fig*
I wish had more money.
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Goldie
- Posts: 300
- Joined: July 7th, 2007, 6:52 am
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by Goldie » July 21st, 2007, 12:55 am
granted *gives Jayme a dumptruck load of Confederate bills*
I wish I were healthy
I saw a wino eating grapes. I said,"Dude, you have to wait." Mitch Hedberg
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lewist
- Posts: 4402
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 8:53 pm
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by lewist » July 21st, 2007, 9:10 am
Your wish is granted, Goldie! You are now a Hare Krishna Nun - a vegan teetotaller.
I wish I were decisive!
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Alan C.
- Posts: 10356
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 3:35 pm
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by Alan C. » July 21st, 2007, 9:23 am
But you are! You just decided to post that message.
I wish I were assertive.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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lewist
- Posts: 4402
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 8:53 pm
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by lewist » July 21st, 2007, 10:02 am
You have English Bull Terriers! I rest my case.
I wish I were thirty years younger.
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Noggin
- Posts: 497
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 11:48 am
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by Noggin » July 21st, 2007, 10:27 am
Granted - but to make it real you have to live on the salary you had thirty years ago as well.
I wish I were fit enough to complete in the Olympic games.
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Zoe
- Posts: 564
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 4:08 pm
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by Zoe » July 21st, 2007, 3:04 pm
Granted, Margo - you're now a shot putter.
I wish I had a photographic memory
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Bryn
- Posts: 665
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:47 pm
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by Bryn » July 21st, 2007, 5:05 pm
Granted - you can now remember photographs but nothing else.
I wish I spoke another language.
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Alan C.
- Posts: 10356
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 3:35 pm
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by Alan C. » July 21st, 2007, 5:59 pm
Granted, you can now speak Mandarin bot not English.
I wish my strawberry wine was ready.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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Maria Mac
- Site Admin
- Posts: 9306
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:34 pm
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by Maria Mac » July 21st, 2007, 6:15 pm
Granted - it's ready for pouring straight down the drain.
I wish the sun would shine like it's supposed to do in July.
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Moonbeam
- Posts: 617
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:44 pm
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by Moonbeam » July 21st, 2007, 8:10 pm
Granted - it will shine 24 hours a day for 12 months of the year like it's supposed to in July.
I wish I could get married.
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Goldie
- Posts: 300
- Joined: July 7th, 2007, 6:52 am
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by Goldie » July 21st, 2007, 9:56 pm
You CAN get married...to a Televangelist!
I wish I could have another baby.
I saw a wino eating grapes. I said,"Dude, you have to wait." Mitch Hedberg
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lewist
- Posts: 4402
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 8:53 pm
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by lewist » July 21st, 2007, 10:08 pm
Granted! It's a bush baby.
I wish I could fly.
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Maria Mac
- Site Admin
- Posts: 9306
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:34 pm
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by Maria Mac » July 21st, 2007, 10:12 pm
Granted - you're a flying fish.
I wish I was famous.
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kbell
- Posts: 1146
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 11:27 pm
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by kbell » July 21st, 2007, 10:45 pm
Granted - you're Jade Goody!
I wish I could sing.
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Alan C.
- Posts: 10356
- Joined: July 4th, 2007, 3:35 pm
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by Alan C. » July 21st, 2007, 11:31 pm
Granted, you're a choirboy.
I wish I could go into space, and I don't mean, I wish I had more room!!
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
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kbell
- Posts: 1146
- Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 11:27 pm
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by kbell » July 22nd, 2007, 2:28 am
Granted - here's a one way ticket and a monkey to keep you company.
I wish I could sleep.