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Game: Make a wish, grant a wish!

Otherwise known as the Games Room, think of this as a subforum of the social club reserved just for sociable icebreaker games. Beware - they can be addictive!
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Noggin
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Game: Make a wish, grant a wish!

#1 Post by Noggin » July 20th, 2007, 11:39 pm

Make a wish and the next poster grants it - but with a twist - and then makes their own wish in turn.

e.g. I wish I had £10 million
Granted - but it's in monopoly money


I wish I had a better paid job,
Granted - but it's 80 hours a week cleaning toilets.


:twisted:



I wish I could lose weight.

Moonbeam
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Joined: July 3rd, 2007, 10:44 pm

#2 Post by Moonbeam » July 20th, 2007, 11:41 pm

Granted - it's the weight of your handbag, shoes and jewellery.

I wish I had a bigger house.

kbell
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#3 Post by kbell » July 20th, 2007, 11:43 pm

Granted - just jump on a plane to Dubai and you'll find it just five minutes from the runway.

:)


I wish I had a date.

Jayme
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#4 Post by Jayme » July 20th, 2007, 11:49 pm

Granted - *gives Autumn a dried fig*

I wish had more money.

Goldie
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#5 Post by Goldie » July 21st, 2007, 12:55 am

granted *gives Jayme a dumptruck load of Confederate bills*














I wish I were healthy
I saw a wino eating grapes. I said,"Dude, you have to wait." Mitch Hedberg

lewist
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#6 Post by lewist » July 21st, 2007, 9:10 am

Your wish is granted, Goldie! You are now a Hare Krishna Nun - a vegan teetotaller.


I wish I were decisive!

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Alan C.
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#7 Post by Alan C. » July 21st, 2007, 9:23 am

But you are! You just decided to post that message.




I wish I were assertive.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.

lewist
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#8 Post by lewist » July 21st, 2007, 10:02 am

You have English Bull Terriers! I rest my case.


I wish I were thirty years younger. :)

Noggin
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#9 Post by Noggin » July 21st, 2007, 10:27 am

Granted - but to make it real you have to live on the salary you had thirty years ago as well.




I wish I were fit enough to complete in the Olympic games.

Zoe
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#10 Post by Zoe » July 21st, 2007, 3:04 pm

Granted, Margo - you're now a shot putter.



I wish I had a photographic memory

Bryn
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#11 Post by Bryn » July 21st, 2007, 5:05 pm

Granted - you can now remember photographs but nothing else.





I wish I spoke another language.

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Alan C.
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#12 Post by Alan C. » July 21st, 2007, 5:59 pm

Granted, you can now speak Mandarin bot not English.


I wish my strawberry wine was ready.
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.

Maria Mac
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#13 Post by Maria Mac » July 21st, 2007, 6:15 pm

Granted - it's ready for pouring straight down the drain. :sick:






I wish the sun would shine like it's supposed to do in July.

Moonbeam
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#14 Post by Moonbeam » July 21st, 2007, 8:10 pm

Granted - it will shine 24 hours a day for 12 months of the year like it's supposed to in July.



I wish I could get married.

Goldie
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#15 Post by Goldie » July 21st, 2007, 9:56 pm

You CAN get married...to a Televangelist!











I wish I could have another baby.
I saw a wino eating grapes. I said,"Dude, you have to wait." Mitch Hedberg

lewist
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#16 Post by lewist » July 21st, 2007, 10:08 pm

Granted! It's a bush baby.


I wish I could fly.

Maria Mac
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#17 Post by Maria Mac » July 21st, 2007, 10:12 pm

Granted - you're a flying fish.



I wish I was famous.

kbell
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#18 Post by kbell » July 21st, 2007, 10:45 pm

Granted - you're Jade Goody!






I wish I could sing.

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Alan C.
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#19 Post by Alan C. » July 21st, 2007, 11:31 pm

Granted, you're a choirboy.






I wish I could go into space, and I don't mean, I wish I had more room!!
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.

kbell
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#20 Post by kbell » July 22nd, 2007, 2:28 am

Granted - here's a one way ticket and a monkey to keep you company.





I wish I could sleep.

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