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Theory of everything using the Color

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Tetenterre
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Re: Theory of everything using the Color

#21 Post by Tetenterre » December 19th, 2011, 2:26 pm

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stevenw888 wrote:Tetenterre - I love your paragraph so much, that I'd like your permission to use it, verbatim, the next time the Jehovah's Witnesses knock my door.
You can if you wish but, as I've noted elsewhere on these forums, it's much more effective (and fun) to leer lasciviously at the least unattractive one (regardless of gender, but far more effective if it's same gender as you) and say, in the Leslie Phillips "Well, hel-lo!" voice something along the lines of: "We're not interested in your religion but we do enjoy sex magic. Please DO come in."
Steve

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Re: Theory of everything using the Color

#22 Post by Dave B » December 19th, 2011, 2:37 pm

Tetenterre wrote:
stevenw888 wrote:Tetenterre - I love your paragraph so much, that I'd like your permission to use it, verbatim, the next time the Jehovah's Witnesses knock my door.
You can if you wish but, as I've noted elsewhere on these forums, it's much more effective (and fun) to leer lasciviously at the least unattractive one (regardless of gender, but far more effective if it's same gender as you) and say, in the Leslie Phillips "Well, hel-lo!" voice something along the lines of: "We're not interested in your religion but we do enjoy sex magic. Please DO come in."
:offtopic: But a similar tactic works with bus seats. If you do not want a specific person to sit next to you give them a simpering/leering grin and pat the seat invitingly. Put a bag on it and they might just stand there daring you not to move the bag. 'Course, you might just pick the one who thinks the invite is an attractive one and then you are b. . . .
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015

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