Latest post of the previous page:Suzie was a girl student at a parochial primary school who was bored of education. The night before, Suzie played video games till very late, so she kept falling asleep while the teacher, a nun, went rambling on about religion.
Suddenly the teacher called out: "Tell me Suzie, who created the universe?"
Since Suzie was napping, Her friend Johnny who sat right behind her jabbed her behind with a pencil to wake her up.
"God Almighty" yelled Suzie, and went back to sleep.
The nun said "Very good!" and continued to rant. After a while, she asked Suzie again "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Since Suzie was asleep, Johnny jabbed her again in the behind with the pencil.
"Jesus Christ!" yelled Suzie. and went back to sleep again.
"Very good" said the nun and continued to ramble. Then she said "Suzie, Tell us what Eve said to Adam after she had her 23rd child?"
Suzie's friend Johnny came to her rescue again stabbing her behind with the pencil.
Then Suzie jumped up and yelled: "If you stick that damn thing into me one more time I'll break it in half!"
Then the nun fainted!