Latest post of the previous page:joke37: Noah's Ark. Episode 4. The grandest project in human history!
I already left out half the problems that had to be solved, such as: Where did Noah get the 10,000 slaves to do the job? How did he acquire and preserve the thousands of tons of food needed to eat for dozens of years? Where did he get the huge fleet of ships needed for the three great expeditions to all the corners of the Earth? Who would take care of all the thousands of animals on the Ark? (Feeding them, cleaning out their poop, curing them when they got sick, keeping them amused so they wouldn't tear the Ark apart, etc.) Now for the final question!
According to the Bible, there were only 8 people on the Ark, all were Jews/semitics. Obviously, their descendents would be too. Everyone else was killed in the Flood! Then those African Blacks, Asian Yellows, Caucasion whites, American Reds, etc. races that we see today, WHERE DID THEY COME FROM!!
I can think of 3 scenarios. However, they all stink!
Scenario 1： They are all descendants of Noah, it's the result of evolution! Theists say no! they don't believe in evolution. Atheists say no too. A change like that would take hundreds of thousands of years, not a measly 4000 years!
Scenario 2: The Jews were "God's Chosen People". All the other races weren't people, they were animals! So each race could have 7 pairs on the Ark to spawn their descendants! (That means God is a racist!)
Scenario 3: The extraterrestrials brought them here! (I think Scientology says we were all brought here by the extraterrestrials, that means they were right!)
Now dear reader, if you have a different scenario please share it with us here! You might get a Noble (sic) Prize!