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God was a Jew and other jokes

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#341 Postby Tetenterre » April 12th, 2018, 9:23 am

Latest post of the previous page:

VINDICATOR wrote: they were all beaten back into the fire, resulting in 15 school-girls burning to death and wounding 50 more!
I am in no way defending tghe despicable actions of the police in this matter, but you neglected to mention that most of the victims were crushed or trampled, a consequence of poor fire safety measures such as fire escapes. The school also apparently lacked fire extinguishers, fire doors, and fire alarms. It is also the case that the most vehement condemnation of the police role in this tragedy came from other Muslims, via the Saudi press. https://www.hrw.org/news/2002/03/14/sau ... criticized

animist wrote:Has there actually been another "not uncommon experience" like the appalling incident that you mention?
Yes. One. 12 years later. http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/mi ... proar.html
Steve

Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#342 Postby VINDICATOR » April 13th, 2018, 12:22 pm

If you think I am an anti-Muslim bigot then think again. The Catholic Church is clinging like mad to it's misogynist protocol and it's only because of the ever increasing humanism of people that it is losing it's grip.
I urge you to get today's CNN on the internet and read the article "A baby's murder opened a dark chapter in Ireland that still hasn't been closed". See how the Catholic Church made women miserable and how Irish women are fighting back. One day the Muslim women will fight back too!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#343 Postby animist » April 13th, 2018, 1:14 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:If you think I am an anti-Muslim bigot then think again. The Catholic Church is clinging like mad to it's misogynist protocol and it's only because of the ever increasing humanism of people that it is losing it's grip.
I urge you to get today's CNN on the internet and read the article "A baby's murder opened a dark chapter in Ireland that still hasn't been closed". See how the Catholic Church made women miserable and how Irish women are fighting back. One day the Muslim women will fight back too!
let us hope so

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#344 Postby VINDICATOR » April 14th, 2018, 1:40 pm

I saw a very humorous article on the Todd Starnes website today. The Simmons College in Boston does not permit students to say "God Bless You" if someone sneezes! That is not to humor the Atheists. It's because it's "Islamophobic micro oppression"! or so called "Islamomisia"! They aren't afraid of Atheists anymore, they're now afraid of the Muslims! Also abolished from the vocabulary is "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Easter"! I guess it won't be long before they shout "Allah Akbar" and serve only halal in the cafeteria! I never thought I would see the day when Muslims would become our ally in the war against the Evangelists! Allah Akbar!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#345 Postby VINDICATOR » April 15th, 2018, 2:09 pm

It seems like US and UK are in a competition to see who is crazier. (ie. more PC)
I just saw on the "independent" website that UK has made a new law that any family that has more than 2 children will get a reduction in the government financial aid for their children. The govt. can't afford to pay for so many mouths to feed. However, at the same time the UK is welcoming millions of immigrants, most of them Muslims. The cost of assimilating one immigrant would be many times the cost for helping one indiginous child! The consequences of having more British children would be much better too in protecting the integrity of a "British" UK! If the present trend continues, Britain will be unrecognizable in the near future!
Of course you all know about the "Sanctuary States" in the US, like California, that opens it's borders to foreigners and gives them the special privilege to break laws including murder without punishment that legal citizens don't have! They will obstruct the National government if it tries to deal with them. Some even say that California should leave the Union! These illegal aliens are creating a new nation there!
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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#346 Postby animist » April 15th, 2018, 2:19 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:Of course you all know about the "Sanctuary States" in the US, like California, that opens it's borders to foreigners and gives them the special privilege to break laws including murder without punishment that legal citizens don't have!
I doubt that we do know of this, so please substantiate this amazingly disturbing claim

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#347 Postby VINDICATOR » April 16th, 2018, 6:32 am

California, the Sanctuary State:
In 1973, Dennis Banks shot Anna Aquash in the head in S. Dakota then fled to California where Gov. Brown refused to extradite him.
On July 1st 2015 a woman Kate Steinle was shot fatally in the head by the illegal alien Lopez-Sanchez who had been deported 5 times already and was serving a term for drug crimes. However, he was aquitted!
An illegal immigrant was drunk-driving and ran over a man who died. The immigrant was deported but soon came back and ran down another person.
There are plenty more like these, but I can't remember them all. After all, there are 2.3 million illegal aliens in California alone that have all broken the immigration laws so theoretically they are all criminals! How many refugee immigrants do you have in UK! Do you have any illegal immigrants? Are they considered as "law breakers"?

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#348 Postby VINDICATOR » April 17th, 2018, 12:45 pm

Here is a "joke" that will make you worry about how long the human race can exist on this planet that was once considered the center of the universe!
Being Green:
Checking out at the store the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own bag because plastic bags weren't friendly to the environment.
The woman apologized and explained: "We didn't have this "Green thing" back in my earlier days."
The young clerk responded: "That's the our problem today. Your generation didn't care enough to save our environment for future generations."

She was right. Back then we returned milk bottles soda bottles beer bottles etc. back to the store. The store returned them to the plant to be washed sterilized and refilled over and over and were truly recycled.
The grocery store bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things such as garbage bags and book covers for the students.
We walked to the store and didn't hop into a 300 hp gas guzzler to go the 2 blocks.
We washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried the clothes on a line and not in an energy-hungry drier. We really used wind and solar power!
Our TV had a screen the size of a handkerchief and not the ones you see today the size of St. Peter's square!
We Didn't fire up an engine to cut the lawn, we used a push-mower which not only saved petrol, it gave us exercise so we didn't need to go to a health club and run on tread-mills run on electricity.
We drank from a fountain and not a plastic cup. We refilled pens with ink instead of buying a new pen. We put new blades in a razor rather than throwing away the whole razor.
We didn't need a computerized gadget to receive radio signals sent from a satellite 23,000 miles away in space to tell us that the nearest burger joint was just around the corner!

Now try to imagine how our posterity will treat the environment! Our generation created the GPGP (Great Pacific Garbage Patch) which is 3 times the size of France already. Next comes the GAGP. Then the polar ice-caps all melt and the low areas where 90% of the World population lives will be inundated! The world cannot sustain civilization as we know it when the population exceeds 50 million! How about a ticket to Mars?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#349 Postby animist » April 19th, 2018, 8:51 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:California, the Sanctuary State:
In 1973, Dennis Banks shot Anna Aquash in the head in S. Dakota then fled to California where Gov. Brown refused to extradite him.
On July 1st 2015 a woman Kate Steinle was shot fatally in the head by the illegal alien Lopez-Sanchez who had been deported 5 times already and was serving a term for drug crimes. However, he was aquitted!
An illegal immigrant was drunk-driving and ran over a man who died. The immigrant was deported but soon came back and ran down another person.
There are plenty more like these, but I can't remember them all. After all, there are 2.3 million illegal aliens in California alone that have all broken the immigration laws so theoretically they are all criminals! How many refugee immigrants do you have in UK! Do you have any illegal immigrants? Are they considered as "law breakers"?

I am processing these claims. The first relates to 1973 - possibly before there were sanctuary states? This is almost half a century ago, and i do not get the impression that Banks did shoot Aquash

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#350 Postby VINDICATOR » April 20th, 2018, 6:31 am

Dear animist,
Breaking any law, including immigration law, makes you a criminal. That means that there are at least 23 million criminals in California. All these criminals are elligible to get a drivers license. In the US, a drivers license is equivalent to an identity card and you can do almost anything a legal citizen does! Do you have any illegal aliens in the UK? Do they have the same rights and priviledges that the bona fida citizens do?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#351 Postby VINDICATOR » April 20th, 2018, 12:02 pm

Correction: In my post is an error. The number of illegal aliens in California is 2.3 million and not 23 million. Evidently I lost a decimal point somewhere! I beg your pardon. everybody makes mistakes!
These illegal aliens bring in drugs and their gangs like the infamous MS 13! When the federal government wants to investigate them the Governor alerts them so that hundreds of them that should be arrested can go in hiding!
Won't somebody tell me how many illegal aliens there are in the UK? Is the UK a sanctuary for illegal aliens too?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#352 Postby animist » April 20th, 2018, 2:03 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:Correction: In my post is an error. The number of illegal aliens in California is 2.3 million and not 23 million. Evidently I lost a decimal point somewhere! I beg your pardon. everybody makes mistakes!
These illegal aliens bring in drugs and their gangs like the infamous MS 13! When the federal government wants to investigate them the Governor alerts them so that hundreds of them that should be arrested can go in hiding!
Won't somebody tell me how many illegal aliens there are in the UK? Is the UK a sanctuary for illegal aliens too?
apparently we do not know how many immigrants are here without permission! https://fullfact.org/immigration/why-we ... living-uk/ I am not sure that being here or in the US illegally makes you a criminal, though of course you can be deported if you do not have right of residence. Calling all illegal immigrants "criminals" blurs the line between this and serious crime IMO. Some of them may well be involved in serious crime, but many presumably are not.

Going back to the Banks case, I mentioned that (according to Wikipedia) he was not actually a murderer. Was he even an alien? He was a Native American and may have considered the bulk of the US population to be illegal immigrants!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#353 Postby VINDICATOR » April 21st, 2018, 2:27 pm

Dear animist,
Yes, very few Illegal aliens are dangerous criminals. However, no self-respecting nation would open it's borders and allow any foreigner that wants to to come in and make himself at home! Or, like California even put out the welcome mat! I looked thru the link you gave and see that the estimated number of illegal aliens in UK is probably about 68,000 which is about 1/3 the number in California. However, I think that UK is still crazier, because at the same time you are reducing the financial aid to the children of your legal citizens! (See my post of April 15)

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#354 Postby VINDICATOR » April 22nd, 2018, 1:46 am

OOPS! Another typo! The estimated number of "irregular residents" in the UK (According to Home Office) is 618,000 and not 68,000 that I posted yesterday! (I lost a "1"). If I were running a country I wouldn't tolerate this.

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#355 Postby animist » April 23rd, 2018, 4:09 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:OOPS! Another typo! The estimated number of "irregular residents" in the UK (According to Home Office) is 618,000 and not 68,000 that I posted yesterday! (I lost a "1"). If I were running a country I wouldn't tolerate this.

well, it is interesting to know that 1% roughly of Britain's population is "irregular" residents. As the Fullfact piece mentioned, one complication (apart from the major problem that we don't see to know how many there are till they leave!) is that many have come in legally but outstayed their visas - British universities benefit greatly from overseas students, and the benefits of tightening up the system might not be worth the risks of losing them. I don't know. My own reaction is that, unlike you, I am not that bothered about the problem. A US piece of research showed that illegals, not being highly educated on average, did cause more fiscal strain on the economy than the costs of removing them, but the current furore over the Windrush scandal also suggests that, if one is a humanitarian, the human cost of making life tough for immigrants may be greater than the economic benefits of getting rid of the less productive ones. Since I am an internationalist, I regard it important that poorer countries can export some of their people to richer countries, and thereby benefit from the remittances sent back, even if the richer countries are in a sense paying something for this. I do not demand you agree, just saying how I feel

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#356 Postby VINDICATOR » April 24th, 2018, 12:23 pm

Dear animist,
So the ratio of "irregular residents" in the UK is about 1% of the population. No problem there. The ratio of illegal immigrants in California is aout 8%, which seems highly irregular to me. I remember a couple of years ago many of the illegals were coming through the Chunnel to get into UK. You should keep an eye out on them because it's this kind of "irregular" which is very dangerous.
I honor the "Christian" nations who have taken in so many Muslim refugees. Have you noticed that those Islamic nations that are rolling in wealth never take in any of them? Their Princes spend millions a night in a Casino, They spend billions to build mile-high sky-scrapers, they turn the scorching desert into ski-resorts, etc. However they refuse to use a penny on one of their Muslim brethren! They let the stupid "Christians" do the job for them!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#357 Postby VINDICATOR » April 24th, 2018, 12:33 pm

There was a typo in my April 17 post. The last two sentences should read:
The World cannot support the civilization we know today when the World population attains 50 BILLION. Only a dozen or so will be able to immigrate to Mars. We will surely follow in the footsteps of the dinosaurs!

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#358 Postby VINDICATOR » April 25th, 2018, 12:04 pm

Kudos, UK! You did it again. You finally broke the glass ceiling and put the statue of a woman on Parliament Square in London! She is the famous fighter for woman's rights Millicent Fawcett. I often scold the Muslims because of their misogyny, however, don't forget that in the West, after black slaves got the right to vote, it took another half Century of struggle for women to get the right to vote! Now let's see if the Muslims can produce a Millicent!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#359 Postby Nick » April 26th, 2018, 3:37 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:There was a typo in my April 17 post. The last two sentences should read:
The World cannot support the civilization we know today when the World population attains 50 BILLION. Only a dozen or so will be able to immigrate to Mars. We will surely follow in the footsteps of the dinosaurs!

It won't reach 50 billion. Nothing like. And, as in times past, problems will be addressed as humans progress.

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#360 Postby animist » April 27th, 2018, 9:48 am

Nick wrote:
VINDICATOR wrote:There was a typo in my April 17 post. The last two sentences should read:
The World cannot support the civilization we know today when the World population attains 50 BILLION. Only a dozen or so will be able to immigrate to Mars. We will surely follow in the footsteps of the dinosaurs!

It won't reach 50 billion. Nothing like. And, as in times past, problems will be addressed as humans progress.
Nick, probably you are right about the population, though I don't have your faith in the inevitability of progress and problem solving. Vinnie - just no point in talking about migrating (BTW, this would definitely be emigrating, not immigrating) to Mars - this is a fantasy

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#361 Postby VINDICATOR » May 1st, 2018, 1:06 pm

Dear Nick,
When I warned you that we would be going the way of the dinosaurs when the World population reaches 50 billion, I was pulling my punches.Even if the population remains static, the World will become unlivable in a couple of Centuries. First of all, the natural resources are disappearing at an alarming rate, these include much of the prime land area, where 90% of humans live and grow food. They will disappear when the polar ice-caps melt and they are innundated! And that little bit left will soon disappear under garbage land-fills! The GPGP warns us that oceans will be so polluted that we can't eat the fish in them! All the natural resources like minerals and fuel will be depleted. The forests will disappear and we will suffocate in the carbon dioxide atmosphere! All the fresh water will be polluted! Compound this with the struggle to conquor the World by some people! We don't need a killer asteroid to extinct us. We are entirely capable of doing it ourselves!
The great Prophet Stephen Hawking warned us about this because he was worried about Human Destiny. Most of us are just concerned about our generation or two, that is very near-sighted!


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