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God was a Jew and other jokes

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#481 Postby VINDICATOR » April 10th, 2019, 6:04 am

Latest post of the previous page:

Wow!
I misquoted the Arcbishop. HE SAID THAT THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF PEDOPHILE PRIESTS IN THE iRISH CHURCH ALONE! Imagine how many that would be when extrapolated to the whole World!
Try that Website!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#482 Postby VINDICATOR » April 15th, 2019, 6:39 am

Now we're neck and neck! Congratulations to us! We will win!
The General Social Survey just carried out in the US shows that the three major "religious" groups "no religion", "Catholics", and "Evangelical" all have 23% of the population. "Protestants" just 11% and all the others 14%. Obviously the "no religion" group comes mostly from undermining the "protestant" group, because the brain-washing there is not as stringent as in the "Catholic" and "Evangelical" groups! The next time they do a survey we will be way ahead of the others!
I get this from the CNN. Have they made such a survey in England?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#483 Postby VINDICATOR » April 16th, 2019, 3:23 am

Notre Dame has been devoured by a fire! The whole World is grieving for this destruction of a Hystorical Heirloom "World Heritage".
Of course the Catholic Church is most embarrassed. Their God can bring on a Great Flood to wipe out the whole human race but he can't save his Church from a fire! He was probably too busy getting in bed with everyone who has sex to make sure no one was using contraceptives! He can create a whole universe but can't keep those tens of thousands of pedophile Priests out of his Church! I don't know how any reasonable adult can worship such a failure!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#484 Postby VINDICATOR » April 21st, 2019, 4:14 pm

Where was God?
So they just blew up the Churches in Sri Lanka on Easter Day with impunity! Over 200 people were murdered in Church. A few days ago the Notre Dame burned down in Paris. If God can't protect his own Churches and their congregations then he is not worthy of being worshipped! It would be better to worship a God who can protect you. Don't forget that this is the same God who wouldn't lift a finger to save his "Chosen People" when Hitler murdered 6 million of them! It was the Atheist Schindler who single handed saved over a thousand of them! Dear Christian friend, you might be the next casualty! Beware!!!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#485 Postby VINDICATOR » April 28th, 2019, 4:02 pm

Name a number:
The Bible says God created the Earth on the first day. Three days later, he created the stars as an after thought. That means that the Earth is 3 days older than all the stars in the universe. Do you know how many stars there are in the universe? At least 1,000,000,000,000,000,000! And they are all 3 days younger than our Earth! Obviously there are no Bible thumping astronomers! Reading the Bible and studying astronomy is the best way to nurture Atheists!
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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#486 Postby VINDICATOR » April 29th, 2019, 3:23 pm

Correction:
The number of stars in the universe is at least 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. And they are all 3 DAYS YOUNGER THAN OUR EARTH! (So says the Bible) and one day they will all fall down on the ground like the dead leaves of a fig tree! Do you know where to find that in the Bible? If not, then you are a cherry-picker!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#487 Postby Compassionist » April 29th, 2019, 8:37 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:Correction:
The number of stars in the universe is at least 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. And they are all 3 DAYS YOUNGER THAN OUR EARTH! (So says the Bible) and one day they will all fall down on the ground like the dead leaves of a fig tree! Do you know where to find that in the Bible? If not, then you are a cherry-picker!

The Bible is false and unethical. Please see: http://www.evilbible.com and http://skepticsannotatedbible.com Thank you.

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#488 Postby VINDICATOR » May 6th, 2019, 3:24 pm

The gays are winning! From Irish Central:

Since Ireland legalized same sex marriage, the number of gay penguins at the Dingle Oceanworld Aquarium in Kerry has quadrupled!

In the new book by the French journalist Frederic Martel, he claims that 80% of the Vatican priests are gay!

If you don't read Irish Central you will miss lots of interesting news! You can find it at http://www.irishcentral.com/

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#489 Postby VINDICATOR » May 7th, 2019, 6:03 am

Yesterday I forgot to tell you that in the Bible God says that all the gays must be killed! That means that 80% of the Vatican priests must be terminated! Many penguins and other animals would have to be slaughtered too!
:hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity:

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#490 Postby Compassionist » May 8th, 2019, 10:34 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:Yesterday I forgot to tell you that in the Bible God says that all the gays must be killed! That means that 80% of the Vatican priests must be terminated! Many penguins and other animals would have to be slaughtered too!
:hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity:

I find it very sad that the Bible instructs us to kill homosexual beings. The Bible is unethical.

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#491 Postby VINDICATOR » May 12th, 2019, 5:39 am

If you want to be safe, don't go to Church!
Everyone knows that the Catholic Church is a nest of pedophile priests. Smart parents wouldn't let their children go to that Church. But there is more. I just saw this on Irish Central:
This is what happened at a mass in Saint Mary's Catholic Church: One woman had her handbag stolen, and a man lost everything to a pick-pocket!
Everyone should stay away from those Churches!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#492 Postby VINDICATOR » May 16th, 2019, 4:12 pm

In the beginning-
Anyone who knows anything about astronomy knows that in the beginning the universe was a sea of hydrogen with a pinch of helium. Where did all those elements like carbon, calcium, oxygen, etc. that make up planets and our bodies come from? Simply put, the hydrogen formed stars which burn up hydrogen to produce all the other elements. These original stars then would explode after a hundred million years or so, dispersing all those elements they created into tnterstellar space where it is picked up by second generation stars that continue creating these elements. Our sun, including it's planetary system is probably at least a a third generation star so we have a sufficient quantity of these elements to form our planets and bodies.
Now take a look at the Bible. The Earth came first, then the sun and all the stars came 3 days later! Isn't that the silliest thing you ever heard of? No wonder Einstein called the Bible "A book of fairy tales"!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#493 Postby Compassionist » May 16th, 2019, 9:19 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:In the beginning-
Anyone who knows anything about astronomy knows that in the beginning the universe was a sea of hydrogen with a pinch of helium. Where did all those elements like carbon, calcium, oxygen, etc. that make up planets and our bodies come from? Simply put, the hydrogen formed stars which burn up hydrogen to produce all the other elements. These original stars then would explode after a hundred million years or so, dispersing all those elements they created into tnterstellar space where it is picked up by second generation stars that continue creating these elements. Our sun, including it's planetary system is probably at least a a third generation star so we have a sufficient quantity of these elements to form our planets and bodies.
Now take a look at the Bible. The Earth came first, then the sun and all the stars came 3 days later! Isn't that the silliest thing you ever heard of? No wonder Einstein called the Bible "A book of fairy tales"!

I agree. The Bible is false and unethical.

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#494 Postby VINDICATOR » May 26th, 2019, 3:41 pm

From today's CNN news:
Another bastion of the Catholic Church, Poland, is crumbling away fast! Anna Misiewicz has come out to tell us how she was abused at her first communion by a priest. Therec are records of hundreds of cildren being abused by the priests. Since only a few percent of the abuses were recorded, there must have been tens of thousands of children who have been abused! No wonder why so many people wanted to be priests! In the future it will be hard to keep these abuses secret so the supply of priests is drying up!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#495 Postby VINDICATOR » June 3rd, 2019, 5:11 pm

Hurray for UK and US friendship!
I don't always see eye to eye with Trump but I fully support his friendly visit to the UK! I always thought that the American "Revolution" was a grave mistake. The US and UK have much more in common than just the language. We should never have parted. Maybe after the Brexit issue is settled we can work out a joint venture? Maybe we can get Ireland in too. One of my ancesters was Irish and I'm proud of modern Ireland. In some respects such as abortion, LGBT, criticizing the Catholic Church sex-perverts cover-ups, etc. Ireland is way up front! Btw, this is not a joke!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#496 Postby VINDICATOR » June 7th, 2019, 2:57 pm

London is slipping down the toilet!
On May 30 on a London bus, two lesbians were beaten up and robbed by 4 men on a London bus! Nobody extended a helping hand! See CNN news. At this rate UK will soon be classified as a Third World Country!

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#497 Postby Alan H » June 7th, 2019, 5:45 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:London is slipping down the toilet!
On May 30 on a London bus, two lesbians were beaten up and robbed by 4 men on a London bus! Nobody extended a helping hand! See CNN news. At this rate UK will soon be classified as a Third World Country!

What the fuck has that male violence got to do with being a third-world country?
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#498 Postby VINDICATOR » June 8th, 2019, 5:57 am

Dear Alan,
If you read the CNN article you would know that it is not a matter of "male violence". It's a matter of bigotry towards the GLBW! There are at least 30 countries that have laws prohibiting same sex love-making, most of them in the third world. At least 7 of them hold same-sex love making as a criminal offence punishable by death, usually by stoning! Just about 70 years ago the UK vilified the WWII hero Turing (he shortened the war by 2 years and saved 2 million lives) by forcing him to commit suicide because he was gay! The UK has made great progress since then, but still has quite a way to go!

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#499 Postby Alan H » June 8th, 2019, 11:27 am

VINDICATOR wrote:Dear Alan,
If you read the CNN article you would know that it is not a matter of "male violence". It's a matter of bigotry towards the GLBW! There are at least 30 countries that have laws prohibiting same sex love-making, most of them in the third world. At least 7 of them hold same-sex love making as a criminal offence punishable by death, usually by stoning! Just about 70 years ago the UK vilified the WWII hero Turing (he shortened the war by 2 years and saved 2 million lives) by forcing him to commit suicide because he was gay! The UK has made great progress since then, but still has quite a way to go!

It was violence by four young males. Men are violent to women all over the world.
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#500 Postby Alan H » June 8th, 2019, 1:00 pm

By the way, no one extended a helping hand because they were alone on the top of the bus.
Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

#501 Postby VINDICATOR » June 8th, 2019, 3:05 pm

Dear Alan,
Please read the article on CNN. The women were attacked because they were making Lesbian love!

Be sure to read the article in Irish Central too where the Pope is revising the Bible! The original "Lord's Prayer" orders God to "lead us not into temptation".Pope changed it to "Do not let us fall into temptation". Good, the door to revising the Bible is opened by the Pope himself! Actually, Thomas Jefferson started revising the Bible more than 2 centuries ago. He took out all the magic and evil, like ordering you to murder gays. You can get a copy of it from Amazon. The name is "The life and and morals of Jesus of Nazareth".


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