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by Tetenterre » August 26th, 2011, 6:26 pm
Been dredging:
There was an old lecher of Lyme
Who married three wives at one time.
When asked, "Why the third?"
He replied, "One's absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime!"
A popular girl is Miss Cholmondeley,
She's youthful, attractive and colmondeley,
And never objects
To suggestions of sex,
But simply cooperates dolmondeley.
An architect student named Yorick
Could, when feeling euphoric,
Display for selection
Three kinds of erection -
Corinthian, Ionic, and Doric.
A careless young gourmet of Crediton
Took pate de foie gras and spread it on
A rich chocolate biscuit.
Then murmured, "I'll risk it."
His tomb bears the date that he said it on.
Steve
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.