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Is there a funny pics thread?

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Alan H
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#681 Post by Alan H » May 30th, 2017, 2:18 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#682 Post by stevenw888 » May 30th, 2017, 2:43 pm

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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#683 Post by stevenw888 » May 30th, 2017, 2:50 pm

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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#684 Post by Zeff » May 31st, 2017, 10:50 am

If short videos count....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze0PHCMHa1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGT76dT7kI
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#685 Post by Alan H » May 31st, 2017, 11:05 am

:laughter:
Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#686 Post by Tetenterre » June 1st, 2017, 11:40 am

In which our Treeza helps out their Donald:
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/5340456 ... -trump-tee

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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#687 Post by Alan H » June 1st, 2017, 11:47 am

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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#688 Post by VINDICATOR » June 1st, 2017, 2:23 pm

That road sign from steven888 is great. However, if I were putting up the sign I would change the bottom from 2015 years to 6000 years. They say that that was the beginning of the whole universe! Also be aware of the dinosaurs, we have them in Kentucky!
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#689 Post by Dave B » June 1st, 2017, 6:02 pm

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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#690 Post by Dave B » June 1st, 2017, 6:08 pm

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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#691 Post by VINDICATOR » June 3rd, 2017, 1:06 pm

If God created man in his own image, but the only humans that God created were Adam and Eve (Semitic raciality) , then God must have been Semitic too. Then where did the other races of man come from? ie. Black, yellow, red, brown, white, etc.? It couldn't be due to evolution because Fundies don't believe in evolution. Since the universe was created a mere 6000 years ago, that's not time enough for evolution to create this diversity! Maybe they were brought here by the Aliens like Tom Cruise tells us!
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#692 Post by Dave B » June 3rd, 2017, 1:58 pm

VINDICATOR wrote:If God created man in his own image, but the only humans that God created were Adam and Eve (Semitic raciality) , then God must have been Semitic too. Then where did the other races of man come from? ie. Black, yellow, red, brown, white, etc.? It couldn't be due to evolution because Fundies don't believe in evolution. Since the universe was created a mere 6000 years ago, that's not time enough for evolution to create this diversity! Maybe they were brought here by the Aliens like Tom Cruise tells us!

A good point!

Thinking more on this, which might need to be on another thread, since "semitic" actually refers to the langusge group that contains all biblicsl toungues and Hebrew and Arabic, the biblical god would have been a Caucasian in modern terms, along with us Europeans, Indians etc. I am guessing that many white creationjist fundies do not agree that we Caucasians came from African stock, via the bible lands!
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#693 Post by stevenw888 » July 4th, 2017, 1:52 pm

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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#694 Post by Alan H » July 4th, 2017, 2:37 pm

:pointlaugh: :pointlaugh:
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#695 Post by stevenw888 » July 5th, 2017, 1:44 pm

the Rapture - why we should continue to pray for it...
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#696 Post by stevenw888 » July 11th, 2017, 9:42 pm

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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#697 Post by VINDICATOR » July 13th, 2017, 4:33 am

888,
Sorry I'm so stupid but I didn't understand. please explain.
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#698 Post by Alan H » July 13th, 2017, 3:53 pm

Took this last night in the gents in a restaurant in London last night. I added the text in red.

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Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#699 Post by VINDICATOR » July 14th, 2017, 2:45 pm

What we really need is an ass wiper that wipes your ass clean and dry every time you take a shit. It should use no paper or water and be absolutely green and entirely environment-friendly.
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#700 Post by stevenw888 » August 29th, 2017, 3:31 pm

888,
Sorry I'm so stupid but I didn't understand. please explain.


When I was younger, we spent months studying algebra in our Maths class. Since leaving school I have never once needed to use algebra to calculate anything at all (or log tables, or sines, cosines and tangents). Possibly these subjects were a waste of time and I would have been better served if our Maths teacher had explained the various calculations employed to show how much tax and National Insurance would be deducted from my future pay packet.
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Re: Is there a funny pics thread?

#701 Post by stevenw888 » August 29th, 2017, 3:33 pm

Have faith...
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