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Once you've 'had' a deity .....

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Alan H
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#881 Post by Alan H » July 7th, 2014, 8:02 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

Spot the difference...
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#882 Post by Dave B » July 7th, 2014, 9:03 pm

Religious nutters, the same by any name.
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#883 Post by Alan H » July 13th, 2014, 11:08 am

Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#884 Post by Dave B » July 13th, 2014, 11:23 am

Only watched a couple, that was enough.

I think this is a case where the "blasphemous" expression, "Jesus wept!", is perhaps appropriate. He probably would if he existed to see those.
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
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#885 Post by Sel » July 13th, 2014, 4:45 pm

:hilarity: face palm :hilarity:
The bonus video is hilarious. I think it was titled "Mighty to Save". Good grief.
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#886 Post by Dave B » August 2nd, 2014, 10:16 pm

I have been viewing and commenting on an Amazon discussion group that asked whether the Bible was fact or fiction (weird what you get in Amazon discussion groups . . .)

I particularly liked this one:

Ivan says:

"THE BIBLE IS GOD DETAILS AND INSTRUCTIONS MANUAL OF CREATION" [quoted from a previous poster]
**Every manufacturers or productions Company have their products manual and instructions of how to operate them for a lasting and enjoyable results.**
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Thank you for having obtain of Life. Obtainable in many colour depend where purchace and local supply.

It good product of lasting manufacture by old established design of intelligence.
CAUTION! Make sure read of manual before operate, else damage have voiding all warranty

Not to operate with battery of reversed polarity.

Not to insert accessory into inappropriate body cavity or operate in humid or thundertstorm.

If plug have damaged, have serviced by qualified personnel with engineering document. Other source will make harm of explosion.
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[Wonder what sort of "appliance" provided the inspiration for that?]
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#887 Post by Dave B » August 3rd, 2014, 9:20 am

Ooops - seems a glitch prevented that whole thing being copied, here's the full "instructions!:
Thank you for having obtain of Life. Obtainable in many colour depend where purchace and local supply.

It good product of lasting manufacture by old established design of intelligence.
CAUTION! Make sure read of manual before operate, else damage have voiding all warranty

Not to operate with battery of reversed polarity.

Not to insert accessory into inappropriate body cavity or operate in humid or thundertstorm.

If plug have damaged, have serviced by qualified personnel with engineering document. Other source will make harm of explosion hazard

Irresponsible twist to weaken support. Not to twist, please.

Ensure of not fray the cord, or loose. If unsure, refer qualified engineer for replacement.

Product should be operate gradually.

When finish of operate, dispose of in recycle place for inspection

When fiinish to to operate many, not to dispose in fire.

Be assured of long trouble free time of service. Make no clean with thinner or volatile. It may mar finish or weak panel.

If trouble develop, manufacture not contactable. It all your fault.
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#888 Post by Dave B » August 30th, 2014, 9:27 am

Another audio job without a home to go to.

Marcus Brigstock's "Brig Society" is one of my favourite comedy progs and yesterday's one was on religion - including, "The Deity Wizard".

It will be on again at 1230 today but her's the iPlayer link
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#889 Post by Alan H » October 16th, 2014, 12:50 am

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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#890 Post by Dave B » October 16th, 2014, 9:32 am

:laughter:
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#891 Post by Alan H » December 6th, 2014, 4:26 pm

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Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#892 Post by Alan H » December 8th, 2014, 9:40 pm

Best atheist xmas card ever:
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Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#893 Post by Dave B » December 8th, 2014, 9:45 pm

:laughter:
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#894 Post by Alan H » December 22nd, 2014, 11:54 pm

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Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#895 Post by Alan H » December 25th, 2014, 12:20 am

Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#896 Post by Ken H » January 16th, 2015, 3:13 pm

Need a new rug? The Pinellas County (Florida) Sheriff's office has this one up for auction.
See if you can find the misspelling.
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#897 Post by Fia » January 16th, 2015, 3:37 pm

Howling with :laughter:

Woof.

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#898 Post by Alan H » January 18th, 2015, 2:05 pm

Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#899 Post by animist » January 19th, 2015, 1:13 pm

reminds me of the old joke "Jesus saves, but Keegan scores on the rebound!"

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#900 Post by Compassionist » January 19th, 2015, 10:10 pm

Ken H wrote:Need a new rug? The Pinellas County (Florida) Sheriff's office has this one up for auction.
See if you can find the misspelling.
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http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/ba ... _sher.html
:hilarity: I find dogs to be much more trustworthy than gods, so, in dog I trust!

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#901 Post by Ken H » January 24th, 2015, 2:47 am

Compassionist wrote:
Ken H wrote:Need a new rug? The Pinellas County (Florida) Sheriff's office has this one up for auction.
See if you can find the misspelling.
Carpet.jpg
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/ba ... _sher.html
:hilarity: I find dogs to be much more trustworthy than gods, so, in dog I trust!
BTW, the rug sold for $9650 at auction!
This is one of the great social functions of science - to free people of superstition. - Steven Weinberg

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