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Holy Bible: the TL:DR version (too long; didnt read)
GENESIS
God: All right. you two. don‘t do the one thing. Other than that, have tun.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
Satan: You should do the thing.
Adam 8. Eve: Okay.
God: What happened!?
Adam 8. Eve: We did the thing.
God: Guys..
THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
God: You are my people, and you should not do the things.
People: We wont do the things.
God: Good.
People: We did the things.
God: Guys....
THE GOSPELS
Jesus: I am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things. the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don‘t do the things any more. Heated people: Okayl Thank you!
Other people: wove never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking.
Jesus: I have never done the things.
Other people: We're going to put you on trial tor doing the things.
Pilate: Did you do the things?
Jesus: No.
Pilate: He didn't do the things.
Other people: Kill him anyway.
Pilate: Okay.
Jesus: Guys....
PAUL'S LETTERS
People: We did the things.
Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him. you have to stop doing the things.
People: Okay.
PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
People: We did the things again.
Paul: Guys.....
REVELATION
John: When Jesus comes back. there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime. stop doing the things.
THE END