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Once you've 'had' a deity .....

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Fia
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Re: Once you've 'had' a deity .....

#721 Post by Fia » April 1st, 2012, 8:10 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

:hilarity: Enjoyed Zeno's comment too :laughter:

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#722 Post by Alan H » May 6th, 2012, 4:53 pm

Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#723 Post by Nick » May 7th, 2012, 5:45 pm

:laughter:

At last He's doing something useful! :thumbsup:

Except it plays havock with EU regulations...... :sad:

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#724 Post by Cathy » May 7th, 2012, 10:21 pm

Fia wrote:We're all doomed

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That's it; I'm not watching the Olympics. (Not that I would have done anyway.)

:)

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

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#725 Post by Marian » May 9th, 2012, 1:07 pm

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Transformative fire...

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#726 Post by bindeweede » May 12th, 2012, 10:30 pm

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#727 Post by Nick » May 12th, 2012, 10:53 pm

:laughter:

I'm gonna road-test that option! :laughter:

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#728 Post by bindeweede » May 12th, 2012, 11:19 pm

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#729 Post by jaywhat » May 13th, 2012, 6:02 am

:pointlaugh:

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#730 Post by Alan H » May 17th, 2012, 1:07 am

Too long to post here...

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Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#731 Post by Alan C. » May 17th, 2012, 11:33 am

:pointlaugh:
"Why is it always the children?"
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.

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#732 Post by Alan H » May 22nd, 2012, 10:32 pm

A tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200.
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Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless.
Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#733 Post by bindeweede » May 22nd, 2012, 10:45 pm

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#734 Post by Alan H » June 10th, 2012, 12:02 am

The quick and easy guide to God
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Apologies if we've had this before.
Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#735 Post by Compassionist » June 10th, 2012, 5:40 pm

Alan H wrote:The quick and easy guide to God
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Apologies if we've had this before.
I love the flowchart. Many thanks. :pointlaugh:

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#736 Post by Alan H » July 10th, 2012, 4:21 pm

Mr. Deity and the Hitch:

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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#737 Post by Alan H » August 4th, 2012, 11:34 am

Does anyone remember that photo of a young girl (dressed in yellow) running away from some catholic priests/bishops? I think they were on some steps and it could have been in Glasgow. I can't find it on this thread...
Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#738 Post by Alan H » August 4th, 2012, 11:49 am

Hmmm...it could be difficult to work out which one is the original.
Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#739 Post by anarchic-teapot » August 4th, 2012, 11:01 pm

Not quite sure what set me off on this, but I decided I'd seen enough bigots claiming to speak in the name of Jesus and managed to wangle an interview with the guy himself. May not be offensive enough for your tastes, but I wouldn't mind feedback. I think it's amusing.

http://plagueofmice.anarchic-teapot.net ... the-j-man/

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#740 Post by Dave B » August 4th, 2012, 11:05 pm

:laughter:
"Look forward; yesterday was a lesson, if you did not learn from it you wasted it."
Me, 2015

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#741 Post by Nick » August 5th, 2012, 11:16 am

Yes, very amusing. And well written too; I had to read it all, as I didn't quite know what might be coming next, and rather wanted to know. :D

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