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Words not in the dictionary...yet

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Alan H
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Words not in the dictionary...yet

#1 Postby Alan H » July 31st, 2007, 7:37 pm

Thought these might amuse...

Accordionated - being able to drive and fold a road map at the same time.

Blamestorming - sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

Burgacide - when a hamburger can't take any more torture and throws itself through the grill into the coals.

Cube Farm - an office filled with cubicles.

Cutiful - cute and beautiful.

Deja Flu - the feeling that you've had this cold before.

Disgrossting - worse than gross or disgusting.

Disinvited - you were invited but are now not invited.

Eyedropper – a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Garbage - period after the Ice Age when everyone put on clothes.

Gruesome - got slightly taller.

Heroes - what a man in a boat does.

Moral - when Al visits yet again.

Mouse Potato - the online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

Primate - removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Rubberneck - what you do to relax your wife.

Sarchasm - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Subordinate clauses - Santa's helpers.

Vulcan Nerve Pinch - the taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for some computer commands.

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Nick
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#2 Postby Nick » August 2nd, 2007, 10:48 am

New Definitions:

Stifle: A lot of pigs

AWOL: A dislexic owl

Palmistry: Not knowing who your father is

Tadpole: Ever-so-slightly Polish

Defunct: To have one's sense of rythm removed

Collier: Like a collie - only more so.

Definite: Street slang for 'hard of hearring'

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lewist
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Re: Words not in the dictionary...yet

#3 Postby lewist » September 30th, 2016, 11:54 am

I'm bumping this because it's funny. Have a laugh, folks. I'm looking at the old threads from nine years ago. TH was brilliant fun. Let's make it so again! :hilarity:
Carpe diem. Savour every moment.

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Tetenterre
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Re: Words not in the dictionary...yet

#4 Postby Tetenterre » September 30th, 2016, 5:13 pm

Didn't this morph into/get superseded by viewtopic.php?f=21&t=5131 ?

But yes, let's reintroduce the fun!
Steve

Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.


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