Accordionated - being able to drive and fold a road map at the same time.
Blamestorming - sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Burgacide - when a hamburger can't take any more torture and throws itself through the grill into the coals.
Cube Farm - an office filled with cubicles.
Cutiful - cute and beautiful.
Deja Flu - the feeling that you've had this cold before.
Disgrossting - worse than gross or disgusting.
Disinvited - you were invited but are now not invited.
Eyedropper – a clumsy ophthalmologist.
Garbage - period after the Ice Age when everyone put on clothes.
Gruesome - got slightly taller.
Heroes - what a man in a boat does.
Moral - when Al visits yet again.
Mouse Potato - the online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
Primate - removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Rubberneck - what you do to relax your wife.
Sarchasm - the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Subordinate clauses - Santa's helpers.
Vulcan Nerve Pinch - the taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for some computer commands.
But yes, let's reintroduce the fun!
Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.