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Just a Joke

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Nick
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Re: Just a Joke

#801 Postby Nick » September 16th, 2016, 12:50 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

A man walks in to a bookshop:

"Do you have a copy of "Pavlov's Dog and Shrodinger's Cat"?

The assistant replied:

Spoiler:
"It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not..."

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Tetenterre
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Re: Just a Joke

#802 Postby Tetenterre » September 18th, 2016, 9:54 pm

:hilarity: :pointlaugh:
Steve

Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.

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Re: Just a Joke

#803 Postby Alan H » August 7th, 2017, 9:37 pm

Some of these are very good! What's your favourite? 50 of the best jokes and one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe
Alan Henness

There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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Re: Just a Joke

#804 Postby Tetenterre » August 9th, 2017, 1:33 pm

Alan H wrote:Some of these are very good! What's your favourite? 50 of the best jokes and one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe
“You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you’ve lost is a pigeon.” Sara Pascoe
Steve

Quantum Theory: The branch of science with which people who know absolutely sod all about quantum theory can explain anything.


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