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A gag from Les Dawson:"He had the hairiest chest I've ever seen! With his tight shirt unbuttoned, he looked like a burst sofa....."
Latest post of the previous page:
A gag from Les Dawson:I was listening to the radio at the same time - a great loss to comedy when LD died!Nick wrote:A gag from Les Dawson:
"He had the hairiest chest I've ever seen! With his tight shirt unbuttoned, he looked like a burst sofa....."
Groan..That's an old one Dave.Dave B wrote:It seems that Terry Pratchett has modified the old saying, "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give him a fishing rod and you feed him for life."
Pratchett's version is, "Make a man a fire and keep him warm for a day, set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.”
Black humour but typical Pratchett!
May be old to you but it was new to me and I could not remember seeing it hereGroan..That's an old one Dave.
yes, and the old ones probably are the best ones!Dave B wrote:May be old to you but it was new to me and I could not remember seeing it hereGroan..That's an old one Dave.
Hope it was new to someone else.
It was to me, and I chuckled.Dave B wrote:Hope it was new to someone else.