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Just a Joke

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#381 Post by Nick » April 7th, 2011, 1:16 pm

Latest post of the previous page:

An Irishman, a Greek, a Portuguese and a German walked into a pub.

The German paid.

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#382 Post by tubataxidriver » April 7th, 2011, 11:50 pm

The Spaniard looked on enviously.

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#383 Post by Alan C. » April 12th, 2011, 4:30 pm

Had to copy this from shetlink, the reply made me laugh out loud.

Post subject: No water in Twatt?

There's been no water at our house all afternoon. Anyone else having problems? Sad
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Shocked! Nothing worse as a dry Twatt!
Twatt is just up the road from us.
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#384 Post by Marian » April 16th, 2011, 4:10 pm

:pointlaugh:
Transformative fire...

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#385 Post by Nick » April 27th, 2011, 7:03 pm

There's something a bit odd about our local pizza delivery company.

I rang up the other day and ordered a Crusty Supreme. Twenty minutes later, there was a knock at the door and
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in walked Diana Ross ....

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#386 Post by Dave B » April 27th, 2011, 7:34 pm

Nick wrote:There's something a bit odd about our local pizza delivery company.

I rang up the other day and ordered a Crusty Supreme. Twenty minutes later, there was a knock at the door and
Spoiler:
Diana Ross walked in....
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Hmmmm
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#387 Post by Alan H » April 28th, 2011, 12:51 am

Nick wrote:There's something a bit odd about our local pizza delivery company.

I rang up the other day and ordered a Crusty Supreme. Twenty minutes later, there was a knock at the door and
Spoiler:
in walked Diana Ross ....
As heard on Radio 4 just before 7pm this evening and as heard by us live at the Bloomsbury Theatre last Saturday (by the same comedian - I forget his name)! :D
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#388 Post by Dave B » April 29th, 2011, 4:20 pm

What would you call a piece of skimpy underwear spied just as the sun went down?
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Just a thong at sunset.
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#389 Post by bindeweede » May 3rd, 2011, 10:53 pm

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

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#390 Post by Fia » May 4th, 2011, 1:20 pm

:pointlaugh: :hilarity:

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#391 Post by bindeweede » May 6th, 2011, 9:59 pm

Bin Laden's DNA gave a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk. Experts say this is probably due to the Bounty on his head. :)

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#392 Post by Fia » May 6th, 2011, 11:42 pm


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#393 Post by Alan H » May 6th, 2011, 11:52 pm

:pointlaugh:
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#394 Post by Dave B » May 26th, 2011, 11:00 am

This is by the way of an experiment in attaching: :D
Last edited by Guest on May 26th, 2011, 5:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Attachment deleted - see below.
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#395 Post by Alan H » May 26th, 2011, 1:01 pm

:laughter:
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#396 Post by Dave B » May 26th, 2011, 4:46 pm

Ooops, I selected the slightly unedited version there - ignore the first page. Alan, is it possible to replace an attached document?
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#397 Post by Dave B » May 26th, 2011, 4:52 pm

Administratium v2
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#398 Post by Alan H » May 26th, 2011, 5:17 pm

Dave B wrote:Ooops, I selected the slightly unedited version there - ignore the first page. Alan, is it possible to replace an attached document?
I just deleted it and pointed readers to your later post.
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There are three fundamental questions for anyone advocating Brexit:

1. What, precisely, are the significant and tangible benefits of leaving the EU?
2. What damage to the UK and its citizens is an acceptable price to pay for those benefits?
3. Which ruling of the ECJ is most persuasive of the need to leave its jurisdiction?

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#399 Post by Dave B » May 26th, 2011, 6:09 pm

System engineer's instant phrase generator:
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#400 Post by Dave B » May 27th, 2011, 1:24 pm

One for the "English as a Foreign Language" speakers amongst us:
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#401 Post by bindeweede » June 3rd, 2011, 12:03 am

Not sure if this is the best place, but........

http://www.satireandcomment.com/0208toast.html

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