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by Lorikeet
August 31st, 2009, 2:19 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Humility (and other religion-related jokes)
Replies: 121
Views: 21661

Re: Humility (and other religion-related jokes)

God and his personal assistant are talking about where God should go on holiday this year. "What about Mercury?" asks the PA. "Nah," says God. "Way too hot." "Hmmmm . . . They're doing a cheap deal on Mars." "Nah. Too dry and dusty." "Well, what about Earth?" "You gotta be joking," says God. "I knoc...
by Lorikeet
August 31st, 2009, 1:35 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Teaspoons: Resistentialism or Spoonoid planet? The evidence.
Replies: 29
Views: 4820

Re: Teaspoons: Resistentialism or Spoonoid planet? The evidence.

Are we all about to become cereal killers here? :smile:
by Lorikeet
August 31st, 2009, 1:19 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Fundies say the darndest things
Replies: 49
Views: 14202

Re: Fundies say the darndest things

I've been coming across rather a lot of these lately (since joining http://answers.yahoo.com) and I have been feeling nostalgic for the late, great Allan Glen who died at the tragically young age of 20 from cystic fibrosis. Allan made a website FSTDT , which is still going strong, dedicated to the ...
by Lorikeet
August 31st, 2009, 12:33 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Is the universe really that big?
Replies: 16
Views: 1211

Re: Is the universe really that big?

Thanks Fia and LL! :) I am a real astronomy nut. Does anyone here fancy coming and classifying some galaxies? I help run the discussion forum of Galaxy Zoo , you'll find a *lot* of astronomy questions there so I've had plenty of practice :D Doh . . . I did on the other hand completely forget to do t...
by Lorikeet
August 31st, 2009, 12:06 am
Forum: Club Soda
Topic: Word Association game
Replies: 19076
Views: 774329

Re: Word Association game

Fusion
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 11:50 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Fundies say the darndest things
Replies: 49
Views: 14202

Re: Fundies say the darndest things

A family friend told me this one over 10 years ago before I had a clue what to do with the Internet, so I don't know what website it's from - but I've never forgotten it: "Is it OK to fart in bed?" "It is OK to fart in bed as long as you do so in the light of the Lord." :hilarity: :hilarity: :hilari...
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 11:29 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Humility (and other religion-related jokes)
Replies: 121
Views: 21661

Re: Humility (and other religion-related jokes)

Alan H wrote:I wonder if the driver of this car is religious?
I don't think Jesus'll be too pleased when he gets a fine for discourteous driving. :twisted:
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 11:27 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Humility (and other religion-related jokes)
Replies: 121
Views: 21661

Re: Humility (and other religion-related jokes)

A woman goes to confession. She says: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night my boyfriend made love to me seven times." The priest replies: "My child, you must go home and suck the juice from seven lemons." "Will that absolve me?" "No, but it might take that smug look off your face." Tony ...
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 7:57 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Unfortunate headlines
Replies: 14
Views: 3033

Re: Unfortunate headlines

"Man held over dead policeman" is an old favourite of my mother's; 'fraid I haven't got a link.
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 4:32 pm
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Is the universe really that big?
Replies: 16
Views: 1211

Re: Is the universe really that big?

OK, an ultra stupid question coming up... We know from our astro-scientists that the universe is extremely vast. There are billions and billions of stars, galaxies, etc. These objects are so far that the time taken for the light from our nearest neighboring galaxy itself is at least 2 million years...
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 3:40 pm
Forum: Humanist Ethics & Morality
Topic: Isn't the Platinum Rule better than the Golden Rule?
Replies: 30
Views: 4259

Re: Isn't the Platinum Rule better than the Golden Rule?

Thanks! I have the feeling I'm going to enjoy myself here :)
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 1:29 am
Forum: Club Soda
Topic: If this is the answer, what was the question?
Replies: 847
Views: 62465

Re: If this is the answer, what was the question?

What's your favourite icing for walnut and coffee cake?

The Black Knight always triumphs!
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 1:18 am
Forum: Club Soda
Topic: What's your favourite...?
Replies: 52
Views: 7767

Re: What's your favourite...?

Gotta be the sheepdog. I'm not very fond of dogs generally but sheepdogs are so silky and friendly and nice :smile:

Astronomical object (e.g. planet, nebula, galaxy, spacecraft?)/story/picture?
by Lorikeet
August 30th, 2009, 12:31 am
Forum: Humanist Ethics & Morality
Topic: Isn't the Platinum Rule better than the Golden Rule?
Replies: 30
Views: 4259

Re: Isn't the Platinum Rule better than the Golden Rule?

Hello from newbie :) I just happened to land upon this discussion before I registered here and thought ah yes, I was thinking that - I particularly remember a wonderful linguistics book which remarked "Do unto others etc can cause a lot of pain if what the two partners in a marriage want is differen...