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by stevenw888
June 17th, 2011, 2:14 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Just a Joke
Replies: 802
Views: 94617

Re: Just a Joke

Thanks for your enormous votes of confidence in my previous "joke" postings. I feel emboldened to post yet more... Morning: 2 dogs outside the school gates son-" Dad, what are they doing ?" dad-"...Uh ...son ..they're makin' puppies son...have a nice day at school, bye."...
by stevenw888
June 17th, 2011, 12:59 pm
Forum: Social Club
Topic: Dogs are cruel, Cats are cool
Replies: 974
Views: 93911

Re: Dogs are cruel, Cats are cool

True enough Val. however I'm lucky enough to own a holiday cottage near Aberdovey, much to my dog's delight, so the drive is only 10 minutes!
by stevenw888
June 16th, 2011, 6:04 pm
Forum: Social Club
Topic: Dogs are cruel, Cats are cool
Replies: 974
Views: 93911

Re: Dogs are cruel, Cats are cool

and here she is resting after a busy day, chasing balls on the beach...
by stevenw888
June 16th, 2011, 6:01 pm
Forum: Social Club
Topic: Dogs are cruel, Cats are cool
Replies: 974
Views: 93911

Re: Dogs are cruel, Cats are cool

My dog Doris is (of course) the most beautiful dog in the world. Here is a picture of her just looking beautiful. She is much more gorgeous than any goddamn cat!
by stevenw888
June 3rd, 2011, 5:49 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Just a Joke
Replies: 802
Views: 94617

Re: Just a Joke

And my all time favourites...... An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, who is a little hard of hearing. "No" she replies. "...
by stevenw888
June 3rd, 2011, 5:45 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Just a Joke
Replies: 802
Views: 94617

Re: Just a Joke

Some great jokes here. Can I share some of my favourites with you? Two men are standing in the top floor bar of the Empire State building, chatting. One guy says to the other "Do you know, we are so high up here, that the wind causes an updraft. You could actually jump out of the window and the...
by stevenw888
June 3rd, 2011, 12:40 pm
Forum: Religion
Topic: the God created us
Replies: 130
Views: 6418

Re: the God created us

Moslem

I think the great professor Hugh Laurie summed up all the arguments eloquently when he said (in an episode of House).....

"If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people"
by stevenw888
July 19th, 2010, 3:07 pm
Forum: Social Club
Topic: Explain your avatar
Replies: 561
Views: 70610

Re: Explain your avatar

I chose mine because "Weasel's Ripped My Flesh" is my favourite album cover of all time. Never listened to the album though. Maybe I should. This is also my twitter avatar. For those who don't know, Weasel's Ripped My Flesh was by the Mothers Of Invention. <Useless information> My second f...
by stevenw888
July 16th, 2010, 4:01 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Once you've 'had' a deity .....
Replies: 926
Views: 96827

Re: Once you've 'had' a deity .....

And this one is even better, although possibly slightly more contentious...

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by stevenw888
July 16th, 2010, 3:33 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: Once you've 'had' a deity .....
Replies: 926
Views: 96827

Re: Once you've 'had' a deity .....

These are excellent! Can I offer up my own humble offering, which, I'm proud to say, I designed myself, based on something I once saw written outside a church in Highgate, Birmingham.

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