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by VINDICATOR
May 16th, 2019, 4:12 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

In the beginning- Anyone who knows anything about astronomy knows that in the beginning the universe was a sea of hydrogen with a pinch of helium. Where did all those elements like carbon, calcium, oxygen, etc. that make up planets and our bodies come from? Simply put, the hydrogen formed stars whic...
by VINDICATOR
May 13th, 2019, 2:48 pm
Forum: Humanist Ethics & Morality
Topic: My 'Shit-Holes' Shit
Replies: 2
Views: 63

Re: My 'Shit-Holes' Shit

Dear Shit-Hole:
Please rewrite your post in language we can understand.
by VINDICATOR
May 12th, 2019, 5:39 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

If you want to be safe, don't go to Church! Everyone knows that the Catholic Church is a nest of pedophile priests. Smart parents wouldn't let their children go to that Church. But there is more. I just saw this on Irish Central: This is what happened at a mass in Saint Mary's Catholic Church: One w...
by VINDICATOR
May 8th, 2019, 3:04 pm
Forum: Humanist Ethics & Morality
Topic: Humans should go vegan
Replies: 16
Views: 388

Re: Humans should go vegan

Dear Compassionist,
You ask me why I wont convert to Vegan. First you tell me why I shouldn't swat flies, mosquitoes, bedbugs, cockroaches, etc. I think Noah made a mistake when took all these onto his Ark. I would have let them all perish in the great flood!
:) :)
by VINDICATOR
May 7th, 2019, 6:03 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Yesterday I forgot to tell you that in the Bible God says that all the gays must be killed! That means that 80% of the Vatican priests must be terminated! Many penguins and other animals would have to be slaughtered too!
:hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity: :hilarity:
by VINDICATOR
May 6th, 2019, 3:24 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

The gays are winning! From Irish Central: Since Ireland legalized same sex marriage, the number of gay penguins at the Dingle Oceanworld Aquarium in Kerry has quadrupled! In the new book by the French journalist Frederic Martel, he claims that 80% of the Vatican priests are gay! If you don't read Ir...
by VINDICATOR
May 5th, 2019, 3:45 pm
Forum: Religion
Topic: Religion and happiness
Replies: 4
Views: 142

Re: Religion and happiness

Dear Compassionist, You are right again. There are at least a thousand gods worshipped on Earth alone. Now all Gods are narcissistic. If you don't worship them you will burn in Hell fire for eternity. However, all Gods are also jealous.(See the Ten Commandments for an example) If you happen to worsh...
by VINDICATOR
May 4th, 2019, 3:44 pm
Forum: Religion
Topic: Religion and happiness
Replies: 4
Views: 142

Re: Religion and happiness

Dear Compassionist, You're absolutely right. Religion makes people happier. That's one of the reasons why religion is so tenacious. Whether you like it or not, people love religion. You should be familiar with the "Pascal Wager"? If not look it up on the internet. They say that many people...
by VINDICATOR
April 29th, 2019, 3:23 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Correction: The number of stars in the universe is at least 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. And they are all 3 DAYS YOUNGER THAN OUR EARTH! (So says the Bible) and one day they will all fall down on the ground like the dead leaves of a fig tree! Do you know where to find that in the Bible? If not, t...
by VINDICATOR
April 28th, 2019, 4:02 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Name a number: The Bible says God created the Earth on the first day. Three days later, he created the stars as an after thought. That means that the Earth is 3 days older than all the stars in the universe. Do you know how many stars there are in the universe? At least 1,000,000,000,000,000,000! An...
by VINDICATOR
April 27th, 2019, 11:02 am
Forum: Religion
Topic: 15 issues with Christianity
Replies: 4
Views: 1351

Re: 15 issues with Christianity

Hi DLH, You seem to be an expert on the Bible. My hobby is astronomy and that makes understanding the Bible very difficult for me so I need your help. For instance the Bible says that the Earth was created on the first day and the stars were created on the 4th day. That means that the Earth is 3 day...
by VINDICATOR
April 21st, 2019, 4:14 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Where was God? So they just blew up the Churches in Sri Lanka on Easter Day with impunity! Over 200 people were murdered in Church. A few days ago the Notre Dame burned down in Paris. If God can't protect his own Churches and their congregations then he is not worthy of being worshipped! It would be...
by VINDICATOR
April 16th, 2019, 3:23 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Notre Dame has been devoured by a fire! The whole World is grieving for this destruction of a Hystorical Heirloom "World Heritage". Of course the Catholic Church is most embarrassed. Their God can bring on a Great Flood to wipe out the whole human race but he can't save his Church from a f...
by VINDICATOR
April 15th, 2019, 6:39 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Now we're neck and neck! Congratulations to us! We will win! The General Social Survey just carried out in the US shows that the three major "religious" groups "no religion", "Catholics", and "Evangelical" all have 23% of the population. "Protestants"...
by VINDICATOR
April 14th, 2019, 12:24 pm
Forum: Humanist Ethics & Morality
Topic: Humans should go vegan
Replies: 16
Views: 388

Re: Humans should go vegan

Dear Compassiuonist, I agree with you on most issues but I won't convert to vegan. I also have no compassion for flies, mosquitos, bedbugs, etc. and am sorry that Noah took them onto his ark to save them! I didn't even know that there was a Jainism before you mentioned it. It is one of the oldest re...
by VINDICATOR
April 12th, 2019, 6:53 am
Forum: Humanist Ethics & Morality
Topic: Humans should go vegan
Replies: 16
Views: 388

Re: Humans should go vegan

Dear Compassionist, I don't think that having a brain and nervous system are sufficient to be sentient. I think that even a Buddhist would swat flies and mosquitos. I am not a vegan but I despise those that hunt just for the fun of it and those that enjoy watching an animal die a horrible death! In ...
by VINDICATOR
April 11th, 2019, 9:48 am
Forum: Humanist Ethics & Morality
Topic: Humans should go vegan
Replies: 16
Views: 388

Re: Humans should go vegan

Hi Compassionist, The problem is who is sentient? Is a dog semtient? Modern Buddhism believes in reincarnation where people can be reincarnated into animals such as dogs, cats, or even pigs! So when you eat pork you might be eating your grandfather! Do dogs have a soul? In one of my posts I told you...
by VINDICATOR
April 10th, 2019, 6:04 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Wow!
I misquoted the Arcbishop. HE SAID THAT THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF PEDOPHILE PRIESTS IN THE iRISH CHURCH ALONE! Imagine how many that would be when extrapolated to the whole World!
Try that Website!
by VINDICATOR
April 10th, 2019, 5:46 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 491
Views: 43294

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

WOW! I just saw on Irish Central News that the Archbishop of Dublin, Diarmud Martin, told an Irish TV documentary on Church abuse that there were hundreds of pedophiles in the Church! He stated that so many children were abused that some of the pedophile priests responsible do not even remember who ...
by VINDICATOR
April 9th, 2019, 3:27 pm
Forum: Humanist Ethics & Morality
Topic: Humans should go vegan
Replies: 16
Views: 388

Re: Humans should go vegan

Hi, Compassionist, You had me worried for a while, I thought the boogy-man got you. So you are now campaigning for thr Vegans? You will never win. God/Allah not only lets us eat meat, he tells us how to murder the animals to eat. For instance Muslims must eat ""Hallil" meat which mean...

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