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Favourite humorous websites
Favourite humorous websites
In case you heathens don't know this church, it's right here:
Landover Baptist Church
Here is the website of Betty Bowers, America's favourite Christian:
Betty Bowers
The English Atheist can be found here:
English Atheist
Last, but not least, here is the fantabulous Brick Testament site:
The Brick Testament
Genesis 8:18-19
Noah went out, with his sons, his wife, and his sons' wives with him. Every animal, every creeping thing, and every bird, everything that creeps along on the earth, went out of the ark in their groups.
Anyone want to add a funny website, this is the thread to do it.
Landover Baptist Church
Here is the website of Betty Bowers, America's favourite Christian:
Betty Bowers
The English Atheist can be found here:
English Atheist
Last, but not least, here is the fantabulous Brick Testament site:
The Brick Testament
Genesis 8:18-19
Noah went out, with his sons, his wife, and his sons' wives with him. Every animal, every creeping thing, and every bird, everything that creeps along on the earth, went out of the ark in their groups.
Anyone want to add a funny website, this is the thread to do it.
Russell's Teapot is an atheist hoot. It may be American but I can spend ages reading the strip cartoons.
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this ones a larf http://www.vatican.va/phome_en.htm
"Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice."
William McIlvanney
William McIlvanney
The comments on here are both funny and frightening, these comments come from internet forums, be afraid, be very afraid. Here are a couple t whet your appetite.
"Athiests as a Majority
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!
The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
Scary, isn't it?"
The Prince of Pain,
"I AM here to be my husband's "personal maid" and to be "stuck in the house." I showed plenty of verses that showed that - the 31st chapter of Proverbs! Wives are to be a help meet for their husbands. I consider it a privilege to cook the meals, do the laundry, clean the house, rear the children, pick up clothes he may leave lying around, clean the kitchen counters after he makes a sandwich...... [...]
Yes, women have rights - the right to obey God's Word......."
Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ [Comments (179
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.
Lewist:
Thanks for this Lewist! Had a quick browse and found the 'Know your Bible' section which is fab. I have been looking for something like this ever since the Happy Clappies from the local Gospel Hall put a calendar through my door last new year. The calendar contained lots of Bible phrases and 'cute' pictures. I toyed with the idea of collating an alternative version to be returned, should they do this again next new year......... Till now, I didn't have the material - but there seems to be plenty on that site!Russell's Teapot is an atheist hoot. It may be American but I can spend ages reading the strip cartoons.
Glad you like it, Beki! I think I found it originally using Stumbleupon; I revisit every so often and still find it funny after quite a lot of visits. And the use you have identified sounds just ace!Beki wrote:Lewist:Thanks for this Lewist! Had a quick browse and found the 'Know your Bible' section which is fab. I have been looking for something like this ever since the Happy Clappies from the local Gospel Hall put a calendar through my door last new year. The calendar contained lots of Bible phrases and 'cute' pictures. I toyed with the idea of collating an alternative version to be returned, should they do this again next new year......... Till now, I didn't have the material - but there seems to be plenty on that site!Russell's Teapot is an atheist hoot. It may be American but I can spend ages reading the strip cartoons.
This video just tells the truth but it's in the style of an American TV ad and it's quite funny, so Become an Atheist Today!
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Nothing to do with religion and plenty of bad language but for some reason this page always makes me laugh:
I can draw better than your kids
I can draw better than your kids
Thought it worth posting the video Fred has posted in here before his thread sinks:
Jesus, I will survive
Jesus, I will survive
Dunno which bookshop this is, but the manager / owner deserves a medal
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Fred