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Make a wish and the next poster grants it - but with a twist - and then makes their own wish in turn.

e.g. I wish I had £10 million
Granted - but it's in monopoly money


I wish I had a better paid job,
Granted - but it's 80 hours a week cleaning toilets.


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I wish I could lose weight.


July 20th, 2007, 11:39 pm
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Granted - it's the weight of your handbag, shoes and jewellery.

I wish I had a bigger house.


July 20th, 2007, 11:41 pm
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Granted - just jump on a plane to Dubai and you'll find it just five minutes from the runway.

:)


I wish I had a date.


July 20th, 2007, 11:43 pm
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Granted - *gives Autumn a dried fig*

I wish had more money.


July 20th, 2007, 11:49 pm
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granted *gives Jayme a dumptruck load of Confederate bills*














I wish I were healthy

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July 21st, 2007, 12:55 am
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Your wish is granted, Goldie! You are now a Hare Krishna Nun - a vegan teetotaller.


I wish I were decisive!


July 21st, 2007, 9:10 am
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But you are! You just decided to post that message.




I wish I were assertive.

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July 21st, 2007, 9:23 am
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You have English Bull Terriers! I rest my case.


I wish I were thirty years younger. :)


July 21st, 2007, 10:02 am
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Granted - but to make it real you have to live on the salary you had thirty years ago as well.




I wish I were fit enough to complete in the Olympic games.


July 21st, 2007, 10:27 am
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Granted, Margo - you're now a shot putter.



I wish I had a photographic memory


July 21st, 2007, 3:04 pm
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Granted - you can now remember photographs but nothing else.





I wish I spoke another language.


July 21st, 2007, 5:05 pm
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Granted, you can now speak Mandarin bot not English.


I wish my strawberry wine was ready.

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July 21st, 2007, 5:59 pm
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Granted - it's ready for pouring straight down the drain. :sick:






I wish the sun would shine like it's supposed to do in July.


July 21st, 2007, 6:15 pm
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Granted - it will shine 24 hours a day for 12 months of the year like it's supposed to in July.



I wish I could get married.


July 21st, 2007, 8:10 pm
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You CAN get married...to a Televangelist!











I wish I could have another baby.

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July 21st, 2007, 9:56 pm
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Granted! It's a bush baby.


I wish I could fly.


July 21st, 2007, 10:08 pm
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Granted - you're a flying fish.



I wish I was famous.


July 21st, 2007, 10:12 pm
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Granted - you're Jade Goody!






I wish I could sing.


July 21st, 2007, 10:45 pm
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Granted, you're a choirboy.






I wish I could go into space, and I don't mean, I wish I had more room!!

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July 21st, 2007, 11:31 pm
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Granted - here's a one way ticket and a monkey to keep you company.





I wish I could sleep.


July 22nd, 2007, 2:28 am
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