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In case you heathens don't know this church, it's right here:

Landover Baptist Church


Here is the website of Betty Bowers, America's favourite Christian:

Betty Bowers


The English Atheist can be found here:

English Atheist


Last, but not least, here is the fantabulous Brick Testament site:

The Brick Testament




Genesis 8:18-19
Noah went out, with his sons, his wife, and his sons' wives with him. Every animal, every creeping thing, and every bird, everything that creeps along on the earth, went out of the ark in their groups.


Anyone want to add a funny website, this is the thread to do it.


July 14th, 2007, 6:26 pm
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Russell's Teapot is an atheist hoot. It may be American but I can spend ages reading the strip cartoons.


July 14th, 2007, 10:16 pm
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this ones a larf http://www.vatican.va/phome_en.htm

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July 14th, 2007, 10:49 pm
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Don't forget Jesus and Mo.


July 14th, 2007, 11:19 pm
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The comments on here are both funny and frightening, these comments come from internet forums, be afraid, be very afraid. Here are a couple t whet your appetite.

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"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?"

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Yes, women have rights - the right to obey God's Word......."

Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ [Comments (179

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July 14th, 2007, 11:45 pm
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Try God Incat Youtube!


July 15th, 2007, 9:19 am
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Lewist:
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Russell's Teapot is an atheist hoot. It may be American but I can spend ages reading the strip cartoons.


Thanks for this Lewist! Had a quick browse and found the 'Know your Bible' section which is fab. I have been looking for something like this ever since the Happy Clappies from the local Gospel Hall put a calendar through my door last new year. The calendar contained lots of Bible phrases and 'cute' pictures. I toyed with the idea of collating an alternative version to be returned, should they do this again next new year......... Till now, I didn't have the material - but there seems to be plenty on that site!


July 17th, 2007, 1:58 pm
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Beki wrote:
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Russell's Teapot is an atheist hoot. It may be American but I can spend ages reading the strip cartoons.


Thanks for this Lewist! Had a quick browse and found the 'Know your Bible' section which is fab. I have been looking for something like this ever since the Happy Clappies from the local Gospel Hall put a calendar through my door last new year. The calendar contained lots of Bible phrases and 'cute' pictures. I toyed with the idea of collating an alternative version to be returned, should they do this again next new year......... Till now, I didn't have the material - but there seems to be plenty on that site!


Glad you like it, Beki! I think I found it originally using Stumbleupon; I revisit every so often and still find it funny after quite a lot of visits. And the use you have identified sounds just ace! :laughter:


July 18th, 2007, 9:04 am
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This video just tells the truth but it's in the style of an American TV ad and it's quite funny, so Become an Atheist Today!


July 20th, 2007, 10:09 pm
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Nothing to do with religion and plenty of bad language but for some reason this page always makes me laugh:


I can draw better than your kids


August 3rd, 2007, 9:48 pm
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Stylishly put together and very funny!

http://mercurio.free.fr/Video/jesus.mov


August 7th, 2007, 6:05 pm
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I've just found this website. Apparently the books displayed were all entries in a competition to satirise children's books. Some of them are pretty sick:

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August 12th, 2007, 4:58 pm
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Thisis a one off but I liked it.

(found through Stumbleupon)

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August 24th, 2007, 11:26 pm
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I've had that one as well, we must have ticked the same boxes, (are you secretly working for them?) Are you on commission? I think we need to be told!

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August 25th, 2007, 12:29 am
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Just try this!

Make sure the sound is turned on. :hilarity:

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August 26th, 2007, 10:44 pm
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Came across it years ago, but it's good to do it again! Great fun.

Similar site here, but read the different methods people use...including the guy in a wheelchair!


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Even better, Alan!

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Now try Cartoons by Bunches.

A few good smiles here, including Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

:) :grin: :laughter: :hilarity:

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August 29th, 2007, 9:27 pm
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Thought it worth posting the video Fred has posted in here before his thread sinks:


Jesus, I will survive


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Dunno which bookshop this is, but the manager / owner deserves a medal

http://media.muchosucko.com/asset/thumb ... iction.jpg

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