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Psoriasis: having a female sibling with a back eye


October 11th, 2011, 11:42 pm
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Dictator: An embarrassingly-shaped tuber

Moisturise: Cry

Countryside: The killing of James Murdoch

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October 12th, 2011, 9:11 am
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Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Intaxication: Euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

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October 12th, 2011, 9:22 am
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Location: Wilds of Herefordshire
satire: seated in a more elevated position
pubescent: perfume for the private parts
denial: a river in Egypt

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October 12th, 2011, 9:44 am
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Deconstruction. The process of educating church officials


October 12th, 2011, 10:26 am
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Distress. The garment I am holding


October 12th, 2011, 10:28 am
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Mendicant friar: Chip pan broken beyond repair


October 12th, 2011, 10:55 am
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Disguise: These people

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October 12th, 2011, 11:16 am
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Electrocute - new range of prettified domestic appliances

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October 12th, 2011, 11:32 am
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Describe - the monkish clerk

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October 12th, 2011, 11:39 am
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justice: No lemon, thank you.
manganese: a nasty medical condition of the legs which afflicts the artists of Japanese comics.
onomatopoeia: one who gets through the front door but can't make it to the lavatory.

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October 12th, 2011, 11:41 am
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Geriatric: The feat of Karl Platt and Stefan Sahm in the Absa Cape Epic last year

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October 12th, 2011, 11:56 am
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Non compos mentis: I don't think that's supposed to be fertiliser....


October 12th, 2011, 2:15 pm
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Sarawak: open handed blow from a girl called Sara

Motile: found on roofs in Motown

Newton: rounded up version of the old one, 2250 lbs

Effuse: the one in the TV plug that blew just before England scored the winning goal.

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October 12th, 2011, 2:42 pm
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Smorgasbord: Promotion used by whorehouses on slow nights, similar to the restaurant industry's "All You Can Eat" concept.

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October 12th, 2011, 2:47 pm
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(btw it has dawned on me that scoriasis is actually a verb, meaning "to poke a nun in the eye". Sorry about the previous mistranslation. :D )


October 12th, 2011, 5:42 pm
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Defence: De ting around Nelson Mandela's garden.

Pole vault: 1. A crypt in Warsaw. 2. A traditional sport in Warsaw.

Carpet: The nodding dog on the parcel shelf/dashboard.

Autograph: Steffie's car.

Automate: 1. Co-driver. 2. To have sexual intercourse in a car.

Validate: Courting in Rhonnda

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October 12th, 2011, 6:17 pm
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pontificate: a piece of paper declaring that a French bridge is safe.

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October 12th, 2011, 7:10 pm
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tendentious: having more than nine teeth.


October 12th, 2011, 7:38 pm
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abstention. Tightness of the stomach muscles.


October 12th, 2011, 7:54 pm
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