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Should we scratch our ass when we are At One with Ourselves?

Should we, when we are expounding the Humanist position, fart?

Should we, when practicing altruism, buy a round of beer for all the lads?

If you know the answer to these, or similar questions, I defy you. I defy you here and now, and may you not scratch my ass unless my will so entreats.


October 31st, 2010, 3:51 am
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John Jones wrote:
Should we scratch our ass when we are At One with Ourselves?

Should we, when we are expounding the Humanist position, fart?

Should we, when practicing altruism, buy a round of beer for all the lads?

If you know the answer to these, or similar questions, I defy you. I defy you here and now, and may you not scratch my ass unless my will so entreats.

so are your will and your ass simpatico?


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Bizarre!

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October 31st, 2010, 8:30 pm
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It seems like an opportunity lost not to make a nice word association game out of it though. As JJ started off with itchy I say:

Scratchy

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topic! :cross:



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if I had testicles I'd probably now scratch them gently :D


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Fia wrote:
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if I had testicles I'd probably now scratch them gently :D

I'm scratching mine now, as a mark of solidarity. :)

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:laughter: I appreciate the solidarity, Alan :)

this (very short) might be appropriate to this thread...


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Maria wrote:
topic! :cross:



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Almost came back with:

Bounty

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We could make this a marathon thread, Dave.

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I'm gently snickering...


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