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You know, jaywhat, that carrot and coriander soup of yours was gorgeous.
Yes I agree, jaywhat.
It is clearly good for the brain because it has given me the idea of a talking-to-myself thread.
I am not at all sure of that, jaywhat. It might put people off carrot soup - and you always talk to yourself anyway. Who needs a thread?


July 3rd, 2008, 6:05 am
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How can all these people want to get stoned on a weekday morning like this? Don't they have anything better to do?

Obviously not.

If they don't have jobs to go to, they should try a museum or art gallery to get some culture. Or maybe they are planning to do that and are just having a joint first to enhance the experience.


Now there's a thought.


July 3rd, 2008, 10:35 am
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But what's the point of banning tobacco in the coffee shops. The pot's not banned, but you can't roll one with a bit of baccy in it.

Perhaps they've also banned the caffeine in the coffee? Would they call then de-cafés then?

Then they're cleaning up the red light district. Is it going to be just a pink light district then? Maybe a green light district, or would that be the signal that anything goes? Back to red lights again. Amsterdam is a very confusing place...especially when you're stoned.

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July 3rd, 2008, 11:51 pm
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I wonder if Alan and Jem have gone to Amsterdam together? It sounds as if Alan is there. Does this mean Maria has been left all on her own? I wonder if she'd like some company?

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July 4th, 2008, 1:00 pm
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Bryn wrote:
I wonder if Alan and Jem have gone to Amsterdam together? It sounds as if Alan is there.
Unfortunately, no!

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July 4th, 2008, 8:17 pm
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It looks like rain. I expect it will rain heavily on the Orange Walk through Glasgow today. LOL!


July 5th, 2008, 11:58 am
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It looks a bit like rain in Yorkshire but I think Wimblydong will be OK. I would like to see a bit of Brit hope Laura Robson in junior final (she is only 14) - I mean a bit of her play.........I know what I mean. Serving aces at 100mph and could be in adult game next year.


July 5th, 2008, 2:03 pm
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Autumn wrote:
It looks like rain. I expect it will rain heavily on the Orange Walk through Glasgow today. LOL!
How the hell did Autumn know that? Oh! It's Glasgow.

It did. I was properly attired for the occasion, but there were many young kids out in T-shirt and jeans in the pouring rain (and two teenage girls flying a kite in the rain!). I'm surprised we didn't get loads of hypothermia cases.

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July 5th, 2008, 10:04 pm
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By Christ it was hot here today Alan, yesterday was bad enough at 22°C but today! 27°C! If it gets any bloody hotter we'll have to go further north.
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Collecting strawberries in the pollytunnels, it's like having a sauna every morning, and keeping the brasiccas watered...............Well it's just a full time job, the cabbage, cauliflower, and broccoli drink even more than we do.


OK, that's crap :redface: But I'm not well versed in "talking to myself" :smile: I usually have "in depths" discussions with my dog, (and NO that is not a typo, I mean, MY DOG.)

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July 5th, 2008, 11:13 pm
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I wonder what the hell Alan H was doing on an Orange Walk. Could he be a bigot posing as a humanist?

And do Shetlanders measure the weather as percentages? 27% of what, I wonder.


July 6th, 2008, 5:14 pm
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Some of these people seem to be adressing others whilst pretending to talk to themselves, don't I yhink that's odd-
yes, and a bit creepy
Shaall i try another room
OK, let's go
After you
No, i insist
o very wel
But that one that' dressed like socrates, or a prudish diogenes, shouls i mention...
and did i notice that...


July 6th, 2008, 5:42 pm
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Do you think there are load of nutters on this forum, jaywhat?
Well I wouldn't say that. I mean who am I cast nastertiums and I don't look words when i am talking to myself asy ou know - or adjut the typos for that matter.


July 6th, 2008, 7:43 pm
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Hmmm. I wonder if I can post something in this thread that no-one else agrees with and get away with it.....They can't answer back after all..... or at least I won't hear them.........cos they're talking to themselves......


July 6th, 2008, 7:52 pm
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I have to talk to myself...I'm the only one who understands me. :sad:

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July 6th, 2008, 7:57 pm
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Oh oh oh oh oh a thousand and one cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown.....................


July 7th, 2008, 12:27 am
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I wonder if Jem's feeling all right.


July 7th, 2008, 6:00 pm
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Hello, Nina!
Hello, Nina!
How are you today, Nina?
Fine thanks, Nina; how are you?

Actually, this wasn't talking to myself - my dentist is called Nina. (She cradles my head in her bosom, which is probably why Jaywhat has switched to Nina from her male partner).


July 8th, 2008, 4:41 pm
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I wonder if I should switch dentist......


July 8th, 2008, 4:49 pm
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I talk to myself all the time so this is no different. Of course, there's no cradling going on at my dentist, but probably I should go more often, but I put it off so long that it gets embarrassing. (Thinks, must book an appointment soon) - I mean that's the kind of rubbish that fills my mind..... Today I've been mostly eating.... no I won't even admit it to myself. You don't really want to know the contents of my mind, believe me.....Oh bugger, here I go again, rattle rattle.... knock me on the head someone.


July 8th, 2008, 8:56 pm
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Why am I wasting time on this when I should be out sightseeing? Because I have a minging hangover.


July 11th, 2008, 11:41 am
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