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by VINDICATOR
Today, 1:27 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Thanks, animist. Yes, if the Pilgrims were alive today they would be over 400 years old which would be a miracle today! however, in comparison with those people in the Bible who lived 900 years or more, they would be in the prime of life. Noah and his sons populated the whole world when they were 60...
by VINDICATOR
Today, 11:23 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Dear animist, No, I don't think you're all lazy at all. Its probably because you British haven't much interest in Thanksgiving. Aside from Xmas, what are your favorite holidays? Is it the Queens birthday? Do you have any jokes on that? Look at the humor they are treating the Potus to in the US! Here...
by VINDICATOR
Yesterday, 11:36 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

No answers yet?
Here is the answer to #6: When you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter you get pumpkin pi of course!
Now give me a few answers and I'll give you some more questions.
by VINDICATOR
November 15th, 2017, 12:59 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Can't anyone answer the questions? Here's some help. The answer to #3 is: The turkey crossed the road because the chicken was on vacation! Now you do the rest.
by VINDICATOR
November 15th, 2017, 9:52 am
Forum: Club Soda
Topic: Word Link
Replies: 11219
Views: 154954

Re: Word Link

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by VINDICATOR
November 14th, 2017, 1:38 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Thanksgiving is just around the corner so we should have some Thanksgiving humor. Do you British celebrate Thanksgiving? Maybe you're thankful for getting rid of that bunch of trouble making Fundies called the "Pilgrims"! Below is a list of Thanksgiving questions. See how many you can answ...
by VINDICATOR
November 13th, 2017, 11:51 am
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Yesterday I gave you a sampling of magic from only several pages of the Bible. Imagine how much magic you could find in the several hundred pages of the complete Bible! What's hilarious is that the Fundies think that it's all true! When Einstein was only a child he realized that the Bible was just a...
by VINDICATOR
November 12th, 2017, 12:47 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Bible Magic: We have already had a discussion on a bit of the magic in Genesis on Creation and the Great Flood. Now let's see some of the magic in Exodus, just a sampling. 1-Moses had a magic wand. After an argument with Pharaoh Moses throws it on the ground and it turns into a snake. Pharaoh then c...
by VINDICATOR
November 11th, 2017, 12:57 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

Einstein said that "The Bible is just a book of fairy tales!" This makes the Fundies mad.They claim that the Bible is an encyclopedia on science, history, geography, ethics, etc. and is 100% true! What is truth? When you encounter magic in a fairy tale, everyone knows that it is false. But...
by VINDICATOR
November 9th, 2017, 4:52 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

I advise you all to not be so serious when reading the Bible. It is just a book of fairy tales written mostly by bronze age nomads. It is not an encyclopedia on everything! "Cherry picking" is not only admissible, it's also advisable!
by VINDICATOR
November 7th, 2017, 2:37 pm
Forum: Comedy Club
Topic: God was a Jew and other jokes
Replies: 196
Views: 5424

Re: God was a Jew and other jokes

MarkTwaine the Philosopher: The other day I came across Mark Twaine and we exchanged views. Me: Hi, Mark, I just heard one of your famous quotes the other day. You said: "I do not fear death. I had been dead billions of years before I was born, and I had not suffered the slightest inconvenience...
by VINDICATOR
November 7th, 2017, 5:35 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

Pahu, Have you ever read Anderson's fairy tales? There is a lot of wisdom in them. My favorite tale is "The Emperor's new Clothes. It has wonderful sarcasm. I can see many of these "Emperors" in society. Open your eyes and look around. You will see them all over too! I learn more by r...
by VINDICATOR
November 6th, 2017, 12:02 pm
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

Pahu, There is more magic in the Bible than in Anderson and Grimm added together. If that doesn't make the Bible a book of fairy tales then neither are they. Sure, there are truths in the Bible, but so are there in those two books too. Pahu, if you want to believe in the Bible, thats alright by me. ...
by VINDICATOR
November 5th, 2017, 3:44 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

Pahu, Just suppose that the universe was created by a God. Now prove that that "God" is the God of Abraham that you worship and not one of those thousands of other Gods that others believe in. Using the Bible as proof is invalid, because we can't accept fairy tales as truth! Would you acce...
by VINDICATOR
November 4th, 2017, 11:08 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

Pahu, The Bible has more magic (you prefer to call it "miracles") in it than a book of Grimm's fairy tales. Yet you believe that it is 100% true. The Bible stories are all from thousands of years ago. Why don't we see this magic going on today? Is the age of magic finished? Is God dead? Wi...
by VINDICATOR
November 3rd, 2017, 5:59 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

Pahu, I don't understand why someone who believes in magic, like turning sticks into snakes, can't accept something much more reasonable like evolution. I see no contradiction between "Creation" and evolution. God created man through evolution. QED! Isn't that more reasonable than saying G...
by VINDICATOR
November 2nd, 2017, 5:24 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

Pahu, How many times do I have to tell you that Einstein's God is not your "God of Abraham"? He was a Pantheist. There are thousands of Gods. Although almost everyone believes in a "God", however, less than 1/3 of them believe in your God. Moeover, very few of these are as zealou...
by VINDICATOR
November 1st, 2017, 4:29 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

Pahu, Yes, that episode about the snakes is from the Bible. All those snakes were made by man, not by God. Since the Bible is 100% true, that proves that anyone can do magic. There are no laws of Nature, there are only Laws of the Bible! There are hundreds of examples of magic in the Bible. Einstein...
by VINDICATOR
October 31st, 2017, 2:48 am
Forum: Sciences and pseudo-science
Topic: Science Disproves Evolution
Replies: 786
Views: 52132

Re: Science Disproves Evolution

Pahu, Let me tell you a fairy tale I read in a book once: The King and the Hero: Once upon a time, a Hero and a King were bragging about their powers of magic. To prove his magic, our Hero threw his staff on the ground and it turned into a snake. The King then called his magicians and they threw dow...
by VINDICATOR
October 30th, 2017, 1:06 pm
Forum: Club Soda
Topic: Word Link
Replies: 11219
Views: 154954

Re: Word Link

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